Faggotry in Motion #18: South Carolina Represent!

BRYANBOY IN PIGTAILS! Well.. that’s a first. LOL. Anyway, like what I said, this has got to be the most hilarious (at least to me) video I ever made. Even funnier than my Mrs. Granny Bee video. BE SURE TO SET THE VOLUME HIGH cause the voice on the vid (past the music) ain’t that loud.

There are only two ways to unleash your inner ghetto fabulouzzzz best when it’s 3 o’clock on a Monday morning: bake yourself in a huge oven, or, cover yourself in black eyeshadow like I did. This video is dedicated to that amazing Columbia, South Carolina entity who left me the most hilarious voicemail message I have EVER, EVER, EVER received in my entire life.

I’m telling you guys, I believe in reincarnation and in my next life, I’m gonna be a gorgeous Somalian princess. Mark my words. Repeat after me: Mike will hook you up boy, hook you up!