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Written By bryanboy

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So basically, this entity (pictured below) thinks of my new hair:

"girl, (you) look like a baklang call center with that cut and highlights.  not that there’s anything wrong with being a call center agent (please guys don’t protest; I’m not Teri).  it’s just that they have this certain look, the gay call center agents… you look like one of them now."

I thought, "oh ok. baklang matapobre!"

Click click click!

There was a link to his page and I found his photo.

And then I thought (again), "oh ok."

Actually, erase that. I thought, "Waiter, ang bill ko, nasaan?" or "Julalay is that chu? Boy pakisundo nga si Fe sa labas, please?"

Followed by "No offense to waiters, of course. Please guys don’t protest; I’m not Malu."



59 Comments

  1. that guy(err..i mean gay) in the photo looks soooo cheap and that photo gives me the impression that he can’t afford to buy the Louis Vuitton bag so he opted to take a photo of him holding it in front of the mirror inside the LV store…

  2. Katherine

    Eeeew. What is he doing inside Louis Vuitton? He doesn’t belong there.

  3. demented

    omg, super katawa ka talaga. pero true, yung baklang BB wannabe na yan naglakas-loob pang manlait na ganyang lang pala itsura niya, duh…

  4. bb's slave

    BB wanna be?
    day dreaming much?
    you just can’t pull it off
    can’t talk the talk not even close to walking the walk.
    is LV under SSI? i think he wears the SSI uniform.

  5. what a complete “BEGGAR”. who is he kidding? yuck, yuck, yuck and a million times yuck!

  6. LOL
    I can’t believe you’re giving him space on your blog! It’s so unfair!
    Ahh the democratization of luxury.
    my caption:
    this is why louis vuitton bags use plastic to cover their handles.

  7. I hate it when you write blog entries in your language. It’s unfair to us your readers who check your site daily.
    I’m with Mimi. Pls translate.

  8. oh my god!!! how dare u, giving that wannabe 15 seconds of fame..
    look at the shoes, look at the shirt…
    I DIED I DIED..
    -ski1323

  9. Its hilarious when people say its unfair that you blog in Tagalo! What they have to see is that you need to entertain the pinos too !

  10. Robin M.

    STOP THE CHING CHANG CHONG TALK AND SPEAK ENGLISH!
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  11. hilarious entry, BB!
    That photo reminds me of the scene in that Jennifer Lopez Maid in Manhattan movie where she “borrowed” this British lady’s Dolce & Gabbana cream pantsuit and went to Central Park!

  12. etelecare

    ang kapal ng mukha ng baklang yan na manlait ng mga taga call center. sino ba yang kupal na yan?
    hayaan mo na. be kind to animals. ganyan talaga ang mga inggitera. ang pangit nya!

  13. Empaulio

    OMG! that guy looks like he cannot even afford Vuitton, who is he to talk looks hidieous! who is he to comment how u look, i mean look at him wat a state!

  14. The photo is a reflection of our sad, materialistic society.
    Poor person looking at the mirror, admiring the image of himself holding a piece of luxury he cannot afford.

  15. Ewww. He looks gross. BB, I disagree. To actually say that he looks like a waiter is an insult to waiters. HAHAHAHA!
    And yeah, OMG. What is HE doing in Louis Vuitton. SECURITY!

  16. For those who want the translation…
    “oh ok. baklang matapobre!” – “oh ok, an elitist faggot”
    “Waiter, ang bill ko, nasaan?” – “Waiter, could you get my bill?”
    “Julalay is that chu? Boy pakisundo nga si Fe sa labas, please?” – “Julalay is that chu? Hey boy (like a servant), could you fetch Fe outside, please”
    As for Julalay and Fe, I have no idea who those are…

  17. It shows to prove that Louis Vuitton will let anyone inside their store. Where are the staff and why was he allowed to take a picture of the bag?

  18. I’ve seen pictures of you in that store and you looked like a stick in it compared to that miserable ugly wreck.
    He looks like he has deformed ribs!

  19. hhaha don’t let the haters get to you bb
    he’s just a nobody posing with bags, TAKING HIS OWN PICTURES. he also looks like these plumber dykes i see these days.
    ignore the haters!

  20. sandy o.

    “store hours are from 10am – 7pm unless you want to catch the janitor fondle our merchandise.”

  21. uschhhhhh bläääääää
    you are more beautiful than him. he looks like jungle asian ugly people

  22. it only shows that money can’t buy breeding… tsk tsk tsk… at least we call center ‘gays’ are not as pretentious as he is… duh… you rock BB

  23. 1. WTF is up with racist Nellie up there? ^^^ Didn’t he learn anything from Rosie O’Donnell? “Ching chong” is not PC. We’re not Chinese, a*shole. Jesus.
    2. Enlighten me: What do Call Center people look like? We don’t have many of those in the States.
    3. That guy is too cute with his comments.
    4. You go with the Taglish. You make me miss my mom.

  24. mama mia!
    tanggalin mo nga yang baklang pangit sa website mo. nasira ang araw ko sa kapangitan niya. ANG CHAKA!

  25. oh my. he’s such a pretentious whore!!!
    i doubt it that he’d bought that bag. its louis vuitton honey.
    oooh is that a red epi i see? ;) and a manhattan?
    <3 u bb!

  26. lola basyang

    grabe naman manglait yan e mas gwapo pa yung delivery boy namin.
    dong bumalik ka na sa probinsya mo di ka bagay sa louie bitton!

  27. lola basyang

    grabe naman manglait yan e mas gwapo pa yung delivery boy namin.
    dong bumalik ka na sa probinsya mo di ka bagay sa louie bitton!

  28. ang bangu bangu
    ang tigas tigas
    ang lambot lambot
    ang sarap sarap himasin ang tunay na vuitton bag
    pero sorry pang secosana ka lang

  29. Bakleeta Aketch

    What’s he wearing?
    Mukha nga syang waiter, actually apron na lang, mukha na syang dishwasher.
    He’s like, uhm, like, somewhere hmm, between, hmmm… di m malaman kung bakla o nagpapakMIN.

  30. so is he a janitor at Louis Vuitton? or a stock boy? haha. no offense, i’m not [insert some personality here].

  31. but i do love the pdv antracite that he is holding. hmm. if i only had the money.

  32. queenbee

    omg. kakahiya naman. he mustve folded up and buried himself in a plot of soil by now. hahaha.

  33. KAMUKHA NIYA YUNG WAITER NAMIN SA CIBO SA GLORIETTA!!!! PAREHO SILA NG DAMIT!!!!!

  34. AHAHA This is why Louis Vuitton needs door bitches.
    Thanks for translating RGM XD

  35. yannetan

    yuck muka xyang bano mas mganda pa nga ung cellphone ng driver ko kesa sa kanya noh huh social climber grabe ciguro nga maski ukay-ukay lang di nya afford uggh dinonate lang yan sa kanya ng bantay bakla 163 XD
    -feeler-

  36. yannetan

    yuck muka xyang bano mas mganda pa nga ung cellphone ng driver ko kesa sa kanya noh huh social climber grabe ciguro nga maski ukay-ukay lang di nya afford uggh dinonate lang yan sa kanya ng bantay bakla 163 XD
    -feeler-

  37. lisalisa

    for those of u who complain about the language barrier…
    DUMBNESS!!
    i dont even speak filipino but i understand. every. word.
    just use your imagination.
    btw BB, i googled ‘baboosh’ and all i see is a bunch of slippers…

  38. luaulass

    OOHHH MYY GASSSS.
    Wow. He looks so sosyal! I love it- he had to take a photo of himself holding a Louis Vuitton! Actually- he can look like our former driver who went to go on to work on a cruise liner. But our driver was very good with the pasikot sikot in Makati when our car was bawal. So… maybe that’s good.

  39. To RGM and to everyone else who don’t understand,
    julalay is, i think, gay speak for alalay which is tagalog for assistant but that term is belittling.
    then fe is just a random person bb chose for this guy to fetch because he’s a julalay. bb was fighting fire with fire.
    i don’t exactly know what that guy was talking about with gay call center agents.

  40. christin

    oh.my.gawwwddd.
    super inggit lang naman siya bb!!! btw, kamukha niya yung boy namin before, i used to ask him to climb the coconut tree in our garden so i can have fresh coconut juice! totally can’t afford, so he just pretends to own that bag. how bakya!!!!!!!!!!

  41. tsk… damn B- you are mean. :p pero putangina… mukha namang break nila sa trabaho ‘yan at tumakbo lang sa tindahan kasama si Maryflor at sinabing: “AY! Pasok tayo Day! PAHIRAM NG CELPHONE MO AT MAGPAPAKODAK LANG AKO!!! ”

  42. Passerby

    I PASSED BY THIS BLOG AND WAS INTERESTED ENOUGH TO READ THROUGH IT AND ALSO TAKE A LOOK AT ALL THE COMMENTS. WELL, ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT ALL THAT COMMENTED HERE SEEMS TO BE “KISSING BRYANBOY’S ASS” SO TO SPEAK, JUMPING ON THE BANDWAGON AND MOBBING THIS GUY…
    “BB WANNABE”? WHO WANTS TO BE SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT HE IS?

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