Zac Posen is the hotness

Set it in stone. I’m going to get myself a Jewish guy for Christmas come hell or high water. Are there Asian Jews anyway? Are there Jewish gays? Can you imagine me converting to Jewishm Judaism Judas Iscarioteroticism like Charlotte in SATC? I don’t want an old bald Park Avenue guy like she got on the show. I want someone with dark curly hair, a big nose, a hairy chest and a huge cock that can serve couscous when I need it. Someone like Zac Posen.

Zac Posen
Photo via: Teen Vogue

But then again, he probably likes to take it up the ass with P Diddy Puffy whatever the hell his name is (they’re partners!) and has never gone back. LOL.