Ocular Penetration Restriction Act

Holy mother of god pray for us sinners. THIS IS THE REASON WHY I FUCKING LOVE AMERICA Y’ALL!!!!!!!!! This shit is real right here. Jesus, I cannot believe what I’m watching. Who the hell knew SKULL FUCKING is rampant in America? It’s an epidemic!!!! You really have to hand it out to those Republicans.

"I don’t have to quote statistics for you. We’ve all heard the stories on the news. Every single day another grandmother is skull fucked in front of her apartment building by street thugs while neighbours do nothing."

"Skull fucking is the problem and we just don’t have the resources to stop them."

"I’m SICK OF SKULL FUCKING."

My favourite line: NOBODY IS BORN A SKULL FUCKER!!!!!!!