Mischa Barton for Teen Vogue (October 2007)

Written By bryanboy

Mischa Barton for Teen Vogue (October 2007)

Who’s the latest villain in this whole anorexia skinny whatever person blame game? No, it’s definitely not Mischa Barton… it’s your own mother!

Mischa Barton for Teen Vogue October 2007

To answer Teen Vogue’s question, no, my mother doesn’t pressure me to be skinny. Hell to da naw! Do you even know what she looks like? My homegirl is bigger than a bathtub and over the past few years, she’s done nothing but try to coerce me to move over to the dark side by force-feeding me like one of those foie gras ducks!

If there is one thing to blame for me wanting to be rail thin, that would be Lady Cassandra. She’s my new thinspiration y’all!

15 Comments

  1. omg I HATE HER SHE IS SUCH A NON TALENT ASS
    AND SHE AINT EVEN BEAUTIFUL SHE NEEDS TO SIT HER ASS DOWN

  2. omg I HATE HER SHE IS SUCH A NON TALENT ASS
    AND SHE AINT EVEN BEAUTIFUL SHE NEEDS TO SIT HER ASS DOWN

  3. omg I HATE HER SHE IS SUCH A NON TALENT ASS
    AND SHE AINT EVEN BEAUTIFUL SHE NEEDS TO SIT HER ASS DOWN

  4. homaygadz mischa barton is smiling.. and her smile looks all right! she looks like a frigid bitch most of the time.

  5. Fabbityfabfab

    She is on the cover almost every year. I’m sick of it, she is beautiful, but TeenVogue come on put someone new on the covers, seriously.

  6. Screw Mushu pork! I want more Bryan Boy! More Bryan Boy Pose. I miss the DRAMA!!
    BAboosh!

  7. shu uemura

    i so love mischa.i stopped watching the OC when marissa died.
    i loved her in the 6th sense

  8. shu uemura

    i so love mischa.i stopped watching the OC when marissa died.
    i loved her in the 6th sense

  9. No maybe you should sit your fucking butt down….!!! what is there to hate? Dislike yeah but hate come on stop being such a wanker.
    So what if she’s on the cover of whatever…is it that important to you of your everyday life that she is? its just magazines….its a full of 2D paper full of people who have been airbrushed. what more is there to understand. idiots.

  10. Mischa is a cow

    Miss Barton is such a dumb cow. What does she do just be on the cover and magazines. she is uglier than any other celebritie i have seen . argh

  11. Yuk Mischa ...ugly

    Sorry guys but Mischa is so not pretty. All she does is wlk around with the dumb dogs and hooks up with ugly and dumb guys…Mischa ewwwwwwwwww

  12. man. I ma sick of that ugly long legged monster on every vogue issue. she is a nasty ugly person. who gives a crap obout Mischa Barton. Nobody cares about her uglyness

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