Aunt Bryan!
Aunt Bryan!
OMG. I'm going to be an aunt any second now. I'm sooo excited!!! It's 11PM, everyone's awake and rushing to the hospital. The countdown begins...
Please pray to the good lord almighty my niece is one pretty baby. I have big plans for her. For real. I wanna turn her into *MY* Allegra. Think of the pictionary opportunities! I'm already planning to get that pricey Bill Amberg infant carrier and then I'll dress her up in Marie-Chantal. Oooooo I am so gonna be Carrie "I got mistaken for as a mother by a mother" Bradshaw. You know, I'm actually kind of worried what my neice would look like. I'm not really mean but the last thing I want is a fugly child to add to the nasty third world populace with bad genes! OK. That was harsh. But y'all know I don't really mean that. :P
Fingers crossed and wish me luck. I WANT MY NIECE TO BE PRETTY!!!!!
