Texas Olsson is my daddy.

Texas Olsson is the father of my future children.

OM DU ÄR SVENSK SÅ KOMMER DU SÅÅ ATT DÖ NÄR DU LÄSER DET HÄR!!!!

Fine. I'm not really the type of person who easily caves in to demand or pressure coming from other people but over the past few weeks, I've received a very unusual number of emails like "what sort of guy do you like, Bryanboy" or like "post more cute guys on your blog". In my opinion, there's far more interesting things in life than boys, penises, cocks, muscles, bodies, sweat, armpits, armpit hair, cum, balls, dick, nuts, etc. Like shoes. Or Natasha Poly or Rachel Clark or Anja Rubik's hair. Or Smythson of Bond Street agendas. I know I like dick and nuts but why on earth should I rub it in your faces, djaknow what I mean? It's bad enough that 99.9978987849% of all gay blogs out there are filled with rainbow flags and barebackin' crystal meth smokin' bug chasin' Chelsea queens so why should I litter my oh-so-beautiful shrine with such filth?

Today, however, I'll make an exception.

Texas Olsson

Thanks to the wonderful world of teh internets, I found the father of my future children. MAURY POVICH ARE YOU READING THIS? My dear friends and loyal readers, allow me to introduce you my wallpaper of the week, Mr. Texas Olsson from Sweeeeeeeeedeeeen!!! TEXAS, I swear to god, is his real name!!!!!! Click click click to know more about Texas and to see OUR FAMILY PORTRAIT!!!!!

I can hear Maury's voice now: you ARRRRE the father of Bryanboy's kids. HAHA!

OK.

Now.

*breathe in breathe out*

I've said it many, many, many times in the past that I'm not really into male models. I know many of you out there piss the hell out of your pants at the sight of a "good looking" man. I, on the other hand, would rather admire and obsess about a 90-pound, 5'11 girl. Maybe, just maybe, I'm a lipstick lesbian deep down inside. Who knows. The thing about male models is that they're wayyy too overrated. I mean, they look good and all and then what? Most of them also look intimidating and I don't really have ANYTHING in common with them. Do you know what I mean? For instance, what would you do if you are surrounded by cookie-cutter muscle marys by the dozen?

Anyway.

One of my friends gave me a link to this Sweeeedeeesh Svenska Sverige modelling agency website (http://www.marionvain.com/) yesterday and one guy caught my eye. Y'ALL KNOW HOW I LOVE SWEDES, RIGHT?

Well, lookie lookie at what I found. His name is Texas Olsson.

Texas Olsson

I know I said NO MORE JAILBAIT but god damn holy mary mother of god pray for us pedophiles...

Texas Olsson

He's 19 years old, he used to be a handball player (what in god's name is HAND BALL????) and now he's a MOWDIL!!!!

Texas Olsson
Source: Hammarby Handboll

Even commoner peasant Swedes gossip about him on internet forums. Click here (if you're Swedish).

Apparently he's soo famous now in Sweden that newspapers are making a big deal how he was a handball player blah blah blah. Aftonbladet featured him recently. I don't speak Swedish and that's what one of my friends told me.

Texas Olsson
Född: 25 februari 1988 i Stockholm.
Längd: 189 cm. Vikt: 83 kg.
Klubb (f.d.): Hammarby.
Moderklubb: Tyrold.
Säsonger i elitserien: 3.
Meriter: Två SM-guld, 13 j-landskamper.

This is him on Expressen... he kinda looks like Down Syndrome Ken but whatever, I'd still hit it.

Texas Olsson

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You see, I don't really like cute cute boys or drop-dead gorgeous types. I really don't. They're nice to look at but to be honest with you, give me a boy-next-door type anytime.

Well, a hot boy-next-door type.

HAHAHA!

I know Texas does kinda look like a downright thug but I like his face. Isn't he sooo gorgeous???? 100% boyfriend material! HAHA!

This is my wallpaper for the next few days.

Texas Olsson