OMG THE GUY AT THE BANK IS SO HOT!!!!!!!!

It’s 10AM and I’m supposed to be out running some errands but I’m here at the parking lot with my laptop  and my wireless internet connection but man, I don’t want to wait until I get home to blog about what I saw!

I went to the bank a few minutes ago to get my debit card replaced and to reorder checkbooks. Lo and behold I saw the hottest guy office worker I have ever seen in my entire life! Ok, maybe not THE HOTTEST OFFICE WORKER IN THE WORLD (because those London city boys in suits are hot) but definitely the hottest guy office worker in THE THIRD WORLD! It’s definitely casual Fridays cause he had a t-shirt on. HE WAS MUSCULAR as in his arms are massive. I don’t like muscular guys but his face… he was cute. He’s about the same height as I am, maybe an inch or two taller than me, super short hair and he had this cute little smile — he was soo nice, helpful and very attentive. I had a hard time looking at him (he kept on looking at me straight in the eye) because he was soo hot I wasn’t at my glorious best. All I had on was a ratty t-shirt, shorts, flip flops, my hair is a mess, I didn’t have make-up on, not even lip gloss. I had to wear my sunglasses mid-conversation because I don’t want him to see that I’m staring at porn I’m practically having an orgasm right then and there.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THERE’S A HOT GUY IN THE BANK? HELLO! WHERE THE HELL DID HE CAME FROM? IT’S THE FIRST TIME I SAW HIM… BUT THEN AGAIN, I ONLY GO TO THE BANK LIKE ONCE IN A BLUEMOON. HAD I KNOWN THERE’S SOMEONE HOT IN THERE I WOULD’VE AT LEAST PUT AN EFFORT.

I bet you my fat ass he’s gay. He better be gay. LORD ALMIGHTY PLEASE MAKE HIM GAY!

I’m gonna go to the bank sometime next week and see what he’s up to. I wanted to take a stolen paparazzi snapshot using my cellphone so y’all can see what I’m talking about… and then I realized he works at the bank where I have my accounts and god forbid he tells everyone that I only have a penny and a nickel on my name. HAHAHAHAHA!

PS. I’m on friendster now. HAHAHAA!