Meet Sasha.

There’s a reason why I love Russian guys. His name is Sasha, he’s a Russian violinist who is also a model in New York.

Sasha @ New York Models
Photo via COACD

Oh and he’s 15 years old. Yep. FIFTEEN.

DON’T MENTION ANYTHING BEYOND THIS POINT. I know what you’re thinking and yes, you are thinking what I’m thinking. I don’t want kiddie fiddlers in my narcissistic shrine. Enough said.