Marc Jacobs

Dear Marc,

Marc

Please tell me those tats you got are fake ones that rub off after 7 days. I’m all for freedom, fun, cheeky humor and all but have you noticed? You are turning into one of them diseased circuit queens. What’s next? Bareback sling fuckfests, fisting and felching? Is this your own way of getting the media’s attention because John Galliano is the star of LVMH? I love you Marc and all that crap but please, for the life of god, clean up your act stat! Call me and let’s have coffee. My treat. Desperate times, desperate measures.

Love,

Bryanboy