Introducing… BEARFORCE1 FROM HOLLAND!!!!!!
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Mauricio: we should be fat
Mauricio: I’m tired of being anorexic
Bryanboy: omg me too!
Mauricio: i’m going to grow fat and be a bear and drive around in a hummer
Bryanboy: and be hairy
Mauricio: i’m already hairy. but it’s like i’m not happy
Mauricio: i lose a size and i’m still not happy. i guess fat people are happier
Bryanboy: then get fat and just let yourself go. i’m letting myself go.
Mauricio: the fats want to be thin, the thin wants to be thinner. nobody is ever gonna be happy so i might as well just go buy a caftan
Bryanboy: HAHAHA. that is so true. being fat is a sign of happiness… too much happiness leads to depression and too much fat makes you even more depressed so you eat more.
Mauricio: you know being fat was a status symbol? like centuries ago
Bryanboy: yep, i know that. like women in maldives or malawi or mali or mal whatever
Mauricio: we should just grow fat
Bryanboy: i’m already fat
Mauricio: and you know what? galliano still has to make the dress fit us
Bryanboy: who makes clothes for fat people anyway? lane bryan? lane bryant? i forgot. where does velvet d’amour shop?
Mauricio: velvet d’amour doesn’t shop. she wears sheets because she’s poor
Bryanboy: OMG i died hahahaha you’re so nasty
Mauricio: and bryan?
Mauricio: don’t you LOVE food?
Bryanboy: fuck you.
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