HOLY GOOD LORD YOU ARE GONNA DIE.

I was just talking to an ex and he sent me a few photos — I had BEARD on one of them!!! I totally lost my mind when I got these and the first thing I said was…. THAT WAS ME??????????????????

I have one question to ask and you better give me a logical answer.

Who stole my innocence?

HI. SEE. YA. HOLD TIGHT! Click click click!

bryanboy

bryanboy

Holy shit.

I have MORE!!!!!!