You know, I really should be jumping for joy because it’s finally raining in the third world. Calling Jackett-a Wheeler! It’s that time of the year when all the brownie flips take their hideous nylon windbreakers out for a spin (just kidding). It was fun at first but for the life of god, it’s been raining non-stop for the past three days! Farmers need this rain because the third world is suffering from a drought but I need the sun and the blue sky so I can take pictures. I only look good in natural light. I know I hate the sun and the heat but this is WAYY too much. I need to take pictures of me god dammit and the rain is making me immobile!
I don’t know about you but when it rains, all I want to do is to stay indoors, snuggle up with my anorexic cat in bed, watch DVDs and feast on home-made chicken noodle soup.
That’s exactly what I’ve been doing for the past three days. I need to snap out of it. Really. I already gained 5 pounds from all that pasta.