Third World Style

Third World Style

Written By bryanboy

Third World Style

If, like me, you love browsing those street-style websites (for inspiration, entertainment and masturbation) where bloggers take photos of unknown, random people from the street for everyone on the net to look at from time to time, well, let me tell you this — the people at my favourite Stockholm Street Style, Facehunter and the sexy Sartorialist, got nothing on my skanky third world obese ass.

Click click click!

Here’s the deal. While waiting for my driver to pick me up at the mall yesterday afternoon, I decided to take pictures of random people from the exact same spot on the above photo. I was dead bored and I have my camera with me. To keep my mind off the ridiculous 40 degree celsius heat and to keep my sanity intact, I might as well keep myself busy, yes?

So…. here goes.


Photos courtesy of Stockholm Street Style

God damn that bitch with the head scarf and aviators is hot! I want her legs.

Just kidding.

Younger bro is that chu? Nope. Proof that obesity is rampant amongst today’s youth. I don’t know what they’re feeding them kids today.

Right after I took that photo, this HUGE ASS family of Spanish expats (I knew they were Spanish because I heard them talk) went right in front of me, blocking my precious view. Two of the bastard kids, this young guy with curly light brown hair (who must have been around 12 years old) and his younger sister literally went up to me, smiled and asked who I was taking photos of. I told him I wasn’t taking photos of anyone and I was just looking at my camera.

The little faggot troll then said something like "no you’re not, you were taking photos of that fat guy" REALLY LOUD and blatantly pointed to guy in the pink polo shirt!

With the kids’ mother just about 2 feet away from us, I didn’t know whether I should smack the little troll in the face or risk getting arrested for pedophilia and kidnap him because I found the mini-me so I kept my cool and just smiled.

It was sooo embarassing!

Where’s Alec Baldwin when you need him? Rude, thoughtless little peeeg much?

I know it was EXTREMELY nasty and rude but I couldn’t help but smile. Put yourself in my shoes — what would you DO?

Keep your answers to yourrself. I don’t want to know!!! HAHAHA!

I’m sure of one thing though  — I don’t have to worry about breeding a chick one day in order to reproduce and keep the faggotry alive. My work in this world is complete and the future generation is safe in the hands of mini-me!

Luckily my driver picked me up a few seconds after that.

God I love the third world. There really is no such place like home.

18 Comments

  1. Brianne

    BB OMG!!!! You’re so fucking funny I so very nearly peed my pants from laughing…

  2. leslie

    Bryan, Maurizio was right. You’re skeletal! Please tell me you don’t want to lose any more weight.
    Please? It’s fun to be tongue in cheek sometimes and I thought it was just an “inside” joke that you do over and over but it’s starting to get on my nerves. I hate to say this but it’s disturbing!
    Bones and skin, is that what you want to be?

  3. “The little faggot troll then said something like “no you’re not, you were taking photos of that fat guy” REALLY LOUD and blatantly pointed to guy in the pink polo shirt!
    With the kids’ mother just about 2 feet away from us, I didn’t know whether I should smack the little troll in the face or risk getting arrested for pedophilia and kidnap him because I found the mini-me so I kept my cool and just smiled.”
    WHAHAHAHAHHA! This totally made my day!!!

  4. Oh my god, I would have died.
    You know, sometimes I take photos of freaks here in suburbia and I’m always scared something like that’ll happen to me!
    :-o
    –Mars
    PS: Funny photos, HEY, I DIDN’T KNOW MANILA HAD ARMANI EXCHANGE? This whole third world thing is mucho confusing.

  5. It’s so rare to find some REALLY fashionable peeps roaming the streets of Manila (heck, even I’m not one of them).
    However, every now and then I would spot some really quirky youngsters who wear clothes straight out of a manga. So kawaii!

  6. you should learn some spanish next time. so if u answer them in spanish they prolly would do the same. which in turns will save u the embarassment :P

  7. Haha oh bryanboy. You’re uber sexy, don’t let all the faties tell you you’re sickly.
    Hmph they have A|X there? I only thought it was available in glorietta. W/e.
    Gotta love the 3rd world <3

  8. kodeth

    MY..My..my..u really nevah fail to untertain me..bechabygolly!! not juz untertain..but really makes my rather blah ..ohh soo blah existence!!ha ha ha i juz luv yah BB..(erm m a mum..juz wastin away time sittin ..although tryin to b fabulous like yah..uh uh..lol darling ur sooooo amazin!!!!!(understatemunt)

  9. Hell to that bitch wearing the scarf and the aviators – I so love her style! Anyways, I thought we’re in a third world, why are we having these obeeese flips?
    By the way, the pictures are hilarious!

  10. Hell to that bitch wearing the scarf and the aviators – I so love her style! Anyways, I thought we’re in a third world, why are we having these obeeese flips?
    By the way, the pictures are hilarious!

  11. Armani Exchange is nothing! It’s not that expensive to begin with. You should be confused with the fact that we have Louis Vuitton, Tod’s (a guy in one of the pics is carrying a Tod’s paper bag), Gucci, Prada, Cartier, Bvlgari, Ferragamo and Bottega Veneta! AAAANNNNNDDDDD…I’ve heard through the socialite grapevine that we’re opening a Jimmy Choo, CHANEL (WHAT?!)…and…wait for it…an HERMES boutique this fall!
    Maybe BB can give us premiere opening pics in the future?

  12. ambiex

    now i’m scared. you have a camera with you and you take randomly take snap shots of flips and post them on yur ultra famous blog. okay, i’m now scheduling a lipo, a fashion makeover, perhaps a new head? so that if ever you’ll take my foto, i won’tbe so hideous…. love u BB.

  13. Phoebe

    i <3 ATC. am there almost everyday! hate the fact i never see you around :(

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