Stephanie Seymour’s 1995 Hen Party!

Holy mother of god, y’all have to watch this 1995 video clip of Stephanie Seymour’s hen party – all the supermodels gone wild! God damn I don’t even have words for this shit, this is PRICELESS! The hotness that she is, Naomi Campbell, is high on coke, Kate Moss looked sooo chic, Claudia Schiffer was thinspiration goddess, Karen Mulder is drop dead gorgeous, and Stephanie Seymour is sooo super sensational on her dress — is that an Alaia? Don’t forget the giant inflatable penis at the end of this clip. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IT! Even the legendary Polly Mellen was there!! Do you think she went to the toilets with Naomi and shared a couple of lines? This is definitely one of the finest supermodel moments I’ve ever seen in my lifetime, I bet you a million dollars if you gather Gemma Ward, Snejana Onopka, Agyness Deyn, Irina Lazareanu, Sasha Pivovarova and Natasha Poly around one table expect nothing but silent moments and the odd marlboro lights.

Bah. You know what I want right this second? My own Alaia dress and a huge bag of cock, I mean coke. Oh yes.