Raf Simons Multicolore Sandals

Guess who came out with the MEN’S version of the Four thousand one hundred seventy five American dollar Balenciaga ice hockey high heel sandals I desperately wanted but can’t afford? Raf Simons for Spring/Summer 2008!!!!  It’s not the same but the kitsch element is there. Let’s face it, we all know I could pull of the high-heeled Balenciaga versus the flats but for $4,175? I’ll pass.

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Does anyone have the phone number for the Raf Simons press office? I wanna know the price point and when/where it’s gonna be available. I want to be the first faggot out there to snatch a pair of these because clearly the people at Ghesquiere and Co. are only catering to the Olsens. Raf should give me some lovin’ lovin’!

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PS. EEEEEEW Look at me obsess over men’s shit. This is just a one-off, I’m telling you. Desperate times, desperate measures.