Prada circa 199darkages

RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU WANT TO SEE ANCIENT RELICS!!!!

Before they had the Fendi Spy, the Fendi B, the Chloe Paddington, the McQueen Novak and the Mulberry Bayswater, they had the Prada Bowling bag! We all had our Prada moments. Before I embarked on my J’adore Dior obsession, Prada used to be my Chanel! Back in the day (in my mid-teens), I would brave third world heat and humidity and go to rave parties in Prada fur collars, cashmere sleeveless tops and bowling bags! Remember those days Chuvaness? God I’m soo old. Anyhoo, I went to the familia de horreur’s closet and pulled out this skirt. I’ll give you guys a kiss on the cheek, an oreo cookie and 1,000 brownie points if you can guess what year good ol’ Miuccia Prada came out with this red silk skirt, red cashmere turtleneck and yes, the bowling bag.

Bryanboy in Prada

Answers on a postcard…

Bryanboy in Prada

Don’t even get me started with the lips collection. I have hairy legs!