Pictionary: Bryanboy's Baby Beehive Bird of Prey Flying High

Pictionary: Bryanboy's Baby Beehive Bird of Prey Flying High

Written By bryanboy

Bryanboy’s Baby Beehive Bird of Prey Flying High

Well hello there! Kim Jong-IL Jr. is having a party and you’re invited!!!!! Is that blow right in front of me?

bryanboy, pompadour, salon

Let’s play pictionary, shall we? Click click click!

Dontchayall love my new hair? God damn why haven’t I thought of doing this in the past? I need a good smack on the ass for only finding the balls to do it now. When you think about it, I can’t really blame myself because I’ve always had short hair and now that it’s long… well, I say bring it on! I don’t want to be that "his ass is full of secrets" person. I want to be the "her hair is full of secrets" kind of gal! Yep! You see, I caught the crabs when I was 16 and the fabulous itchy experience didn’t last very long. At that time, even a corn-fed 5 year old kid from Wisconsin have more body hair that me. With my newfound coiff, I now have a fabulous breeding ground for those pesky little white beach sand crawling creatures that a fembot such as myself can get for sleeping with a beer-chugging, dirty white college boys on spring break.

The higher the hair, the closer to god!

Kim Jong-IL is that chu?

bryanboy pompadour

You better werrrrk, werrrk it gurl! Do your thing, on the runway. Werrrrrk!

bryanboy pompadour

If the legendary Ms. Diane Pernet had a not-so-secret love child with Monsieur Kim Jong-IL and take that child to Hollywood, this would be the offspring:

bryanboy as diane pernet?

What, what, what? My face looks like a blank canvas on this photo. Ugh.

The is the atrocity you have to deal with if you take away the coiffure. People often ask me why I’m still single after all these years. Well, try having a mug like that. Face off, John Travolta anyone?

Creepy thin man from Charlie’s Angels….

… with a fat chipmunk face.

EEEEWW Look at my puckers. They look like either:

a) Goatse.cx
b) Annabelle Chong’s coochie
c) Dawson’s 50 Load Weekend’s ass

Cadaver chic

Let’s take my pompadour beehive out for a spin!

Flamingo furor! Bird of prey. Bird of prey. Flying high… flying high… in the summer sky

bryanboy, flamingo

bryanboy, mall

bryanboy, mall

Chitty chitty bang bang! That’s all for now.

Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!!!!!

But I love my hair.

38 Comments

  1. I saw Diane Pernet on the way back from the sales the other day and one look at the picture of yours with the shades made me immediately think of her. *chuckles* as how you so aptly put, a love child of hers… but not with ewww…kim jong il.but maybe an asian version of elvis/ jacky chan?

  2. I saw Diane Pernet on the way back from the sales the other day and one look at the picture of yours with the shades made me immediately think of her. *chuckles* as how you so aptly put, a love child of hers… but not with ewww…kim jong il.but maybe an asian version of elvis/ jacky chan?

  3. Fiona

    KEEP THIS FOREVER! You are on an ENTIRE NEW PLANE OF FABULOUS!

  4. torboi

    I don’t meant this as an insult to you…but I started to read your blog about 2 years ago…it was something different…you were eccentric, full of life and happy. But I think in the last 6 months or so…you have change so much. Now looking at these pictures you look like you wasted away…your eyes look so dead…there’s no life or happiness in them. Anyway maybe I’m wrong but I hope everything is okay with you…from a concern fan.

  5. lauren

    Oh my god
    You look great!
    You need to keep this hair style. It really suits you!

  6. EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    EAT A GOD DAMN CHEESEBURGER!
    god i hate you

  7. onionbratt

    you forgot to photoshop your nose in a couple of pics.

  8. Josie

    OMG Suzy Menkes’ li’l abortion that lived! WEEEEEERK BIATCHHHH!

  9. I was just about to ask you to post entry with your latest picturesque…
    And I’m glad that you did it without me asking you.. GO BB!!

  10. your arm looks pretty hot in that last picture! loving the crisp bone line.

  11. FA-BE-O-LUS. your mug is SO SO SO SO SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much slimmer with this new ‘do!
    the last shot. reminds me of caridee when she hammed it up as angelina jolie!

  12. omg LOVE the new hair man – very groovy!! is it just me or is he givin off a MJ vibe in that last pic?? lol

  13. dale llama

    wow
    you really look good
    what’s your diet secret and HOW did you get to be so thin?
    don’t listen to the haterz. they’re fat bitches who are jealous of you. they’re never gonna get skinny unless they stay away from krispy kremes.

  14. alien fingers

    look at your alien fingers on the first picture.
    ALIEN FINGERS!
    ALIEN FINGERS!
    ALIEN FINGERS!
    ALIEN FINGERS!
    ALIEN FINGERS!
    ALIEN FINGERS!
    ALIEN FINGERS!
    ALIEN FINGERS!
    ALIEN FINGERS!
    ALIEN FINGERS!
    ALIEN FINGERS!
    ALIEN FINGERS!
    ALIEN FINGERS!
    ALIEN FINGERS!
    ALIEN FINGERS!
    eeeew!

  15. upgraded! fabulous hair..
    27yr olf face stuck in a 16yr old body..

  16. upgraded! fabulous hair..
    27yr olf face stuck in a 16yr old body..

  17. Damnit! I want my hair to be like that (only in a manner much like that of Shirley Manson in Cherry Lips)but you beat me too it. Gee, I hope that hairsytle doesn’t require me to wake up at the crack of dawn in order to look as good as you! Haha,you’re smoking!

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