OH MY GOOD LORD.

Is it video day or what? Lanvin-wearing and Balenciaga-totting ladies of the world, I have absolutely NO words to describe what I found on the internet just a few minutes ago. NO words at all. Some of my sponsors might send me through hell fire so I’m not gonna embed the video (or post any graphic photos) on my site. It’s bad enough that I gave some of you emotional scars with my butt pics let alone show this vid to you.

Bus

Now. Do any of you know what it’s like to have sex inside a public bus and have ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE, man, woman and child, cheer you on while the guy cums all over your chest? I don’t. Although there was this one time when I gave a random stranger a blowjob on the upper deck of a nightbus back in my London hey day and we were the only ones there. Watch this hilarious porn clip to find out what it’s like. I’m warning you though — you have to be 18 to view this video and this is totally NOT safe for work. Oh and the guy isn’t that well-hung… I’ve been with loads of guys with bigger dicks but who the hell cares. I think the video was shot in Europe or something, judging from the bus and the scenery. I love it. I fucking love it. God damn I love straight porn for pure entertainment value. The first few seconds… and the last few seconds of the video is priceless. PRICELESS!

Click click click to watch the video!!!!!

I SWEAR TO GOD Y’ALL HAVE TO WATCH IT. Tell me what *YOU* think. I would LOVE to hear your thoughts AND COMMENTS. My god, isn’t it priceless? I really died right then and there. The ending was sooo unexpected.