Miracles do happen, you know.

I don’t even know why I’m doing this but I don’t believe in miracles. I mean, there’s a scientifical logical explanation on all the things that happen to us, but man, this is something else. Don’t ask me how I landed on this guy’s blog. One click led to another and another and another…

Consider me a convert believer on all things religious and miraculous. I’M TELLING Y’ALL, THERE’S A FUCKIN GOD OUT THERE WHO CAN MAKE IT OUR WEIGHT LOSS DREAMS POSSIBLE! Click click click!

Fatty, patty, boom boom!

fatty patty boom boom

Fast forward 2 years later…..

Cha-ching! Cha-ching! Cha-ching! Cha-ching! Cha-ching!

I’m happy to report that there is, indeed, a god, afterall.

Well, either that or the superaids finally kicked in, or he had a gastric bypass, crystal meth or went pro-ana.

I don’t know about you but can you imagine how AMAZING you (you, my dear reader, not THAT guy) and I would look like if we lost like 50 pounds?

God damn we need to lose weight PRONTO.

There must be something out there.

Y’all know I tried every single diet pill, every single drug, every single diet…. Heck, all I do is eat air for lunch and a tablespoon of raisins for dinner and I’m still morbidly obese!!!

I’m gonna research something and keep y’all posted.

But for now, isn’t it amazing how other people left and right lose weight and some of us are like stuck in a plateau?

Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

PS. If you’re that guy and you want me to take it off my site (although the damage is already done… i just gave you e-fame), please pop me a note and I’d be more than happy to take this entry off my site. In any case, I’m gonna remove this entry off my home page in a few days because everybody wants thinspo not reverse triggers. =)