Here’s one from the Bryanboy Life Archives. I found this polaroid in a box, along with many icky others, while searching for an old birthday card a friend gave to me. This is what I looked like back in 2001 when I was 11 years old.
IT’S FUNNY HOW MY NOSE LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING SPACE SHUTTLE BACK THEN. AT LEAST NOW MY NOSE LOOKS LIKE A BOEING 747.
Don’t ask. Don’t tell. Someone just buy me "The Essence" by La Mer. KTHXBYE.