I WANNA SMASH MY MONITOR WITH A BASEBALL BAT.

Written By bryanboy

I WANNA SMASH MY MONITOR WITH A BASEBALL BAT.

God damn I am so stressed!

You know what I need right now? Cock. A big, fat, thick uncut cock with dick cheese to slap me back to my senses.

PS. I need a hairstyle too. This beehive and bouffant bonanza has got to stop. I wanna get hair like just like Bea Valdes‘. Because she’s pretty…. and she’s my new obsession du jour. Enough about Bea. Can you imagine if she saw this entry? I’d prolly give the bitch a coronary. Hahaha! The good thing is, I don’t know her and I doubt I know anyone who knows her so there.

9 Comments

  1. Well aren’t you the busiest man in blogosphere…, i think is time you got yourself a personal assistant gurl…

  2. I want to be your Emily!

    Honey, not only do you need a 1st assistant…you need a 2nd assistant too! Just make sure they aren’t wearing a Cerulean blue chunky sweater…

  3. I want to be your Emily!

    Honey, not only do you need a 1st assistant…you need a 2nd assistant too! Just make sure they aren’t wearing a Cerulean blue chunky sweater…

  4. sparkle

    Bryan! you are soooo thin gorgeous! I want to have your body, how did you get so thin? what did you do?

  5. BRYAN, CAN I PLEASE BE YOUR ASSISTANT? I DON’T CARE IF YOU’D GO MERYL STREEP ON ME!!!
    TEXT ME **********
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