I WANNA SMASH MY MONITOR WITH A BASEBALL BAT.

God damn I am so stressed!

You know what I need right now? Cock. A big, fat, thick uncut cock with dick cheese to slap me back to my senses.

PS. I need a hairstyle too. This beehive and bouffant bonanza has got to stop. I wanna get hair like just like Bea Valdes‘. Because she’s pretty…. and she’s my new obsession du jour. Enough about Bea. Can you imagine if she saw this entry? I’d prolly give the bitch a coronary. Hahaha! The good thing is, I don’t know her and I doubt I know anyone who knows her so there.