Holy good lord I have a jawline!

Written By bryanboy

Holy good lord I have a jawline!

Don’t you just love losing weight? My jawline is back! After 2-3 years of hibernation, I can finally take pictures from the side without the fear of looking like a penguin. I looove it! It’s funny cause I’m now contemplating whether I should shave my head ala Wentworth Miller for curiosity’s sake but I don’t want to look like a bulldyke.

God damn that self-tanner didn’t work because I look like a pale beast on my new photos. Yuck. You know, a shitload of flips would do anything to look like casper the friendly ghost (skinwhite is that chu? maybe they should try anal bleaching as well, yes?) whereas I….. well, let’s not even go there. I don’t even know my real skin color anymore!

bryanboy at coffee bean

It’s 6:04PM in the third world and I just got back from running a few errands. I’ve been up since 2AM today and I’m dead tired. I’m gonna take a nap for a few hours and then I’ll post today’s pictionary (boy you’re in for a surprise) and a new faggotry in motion vid.

I’ll talk to you soon! Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

8 Comments

  1. Hotchick

    OH MY GOD, Bryanboy how did you lose so much weight? I wanna be skinny too!

  2. I don’t know, you’re snorting some cafe au lait its what is come in mind when i see that picture not your jawline!!!

  3. anika

    adam got a bad case of mad cow disease.
    You got a distinct jawline and dont let anybody tell you otherwise!
    hermes *melt*

  4. clearly_mizundastood

    hey, use l’oreal sublime with a little aloe vera moisturiser…works perfect.
    im 100% fili btw so believe me it defo works, you end up lookin like a bronze statuette vs a tanorexic biatch lol!

  5. clearly_mizundastood

    hey, use l’oreal sublime with a little aloe vera moisturiser…works perfect.
    im 100% fili btw so believe me it defo works, you end up lookin like a bronze statuette vs a tanorexic biatch lol!

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