GOD DAMN I NEED THAT PRADA DRESS NOW!
Or better yet, I need to drop 15 pounds like NOW. I’m currently 115 (5’9) and in order for me to fit into a Prada size small (we all know Prada runs very small… it’s perfect for ching chong china men like me), I need to have a 22-inch waist, 33 hips and 32 chest, which, in my best guesstimates, is 90-100 pounds.
Click click click!

I just placed my bid for this one-of-a-kind, super duper not available ELSEWHERE, Prada Prototype dress. I need it for my next one-of-a-kind drag moment. I have a budget but I’m not gonna share it to you guys so y’all won’t be able to outbid me on the last minute. Good thing this auction is being held at the Prada website — none of that eBay auction sniping bollocks. HAH!

God damn I’m desperate! You better not bid at the Prada Prototype auction or else I’ll send my goons to sort you out. Just kidding.
Visit http://www.prada.com for more details.










im a newbie to your site – you are the second bryan (y) boy I know..
Love/hate~
That prada dress makes my heartache because 1. it’s beautiful
2. I cant afford or fit into it…
I will now cry myself into a corner surrounded by the few commodities I have. >_<
xo marie
darling stop bidding control yourself and put in some kick ass bid at the end and all will be good and u will get your faboulas dress babe :P x
Bid at the last minutes to prevent further rocket of price
shit! i meant to say “wear”! where would u WEAR a dress like this :-P
where does a Bboy where a dress like this and with what shoes?
700 Euro for that dress..
I think I can beat yur Eur500 bid – hahahaa
JUST KIDDING!
I think I can beat yur Eur500 bid – hahahaa
JUST KIDDING!
omg you placed the highest bid u crazyyy, but im sure someone else will top that, good luckkkk