Paris Hilton Bonanza!

3:10AM UPDATE: SHE’S GONE BACK TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

This has been going on for hours now and I pretty much stopped whatever it is that I was doing. I really should hit the sack but I can’t wait to know what’s gonna happen to Paris. If I were you, hop over to TMZ and X17 and keep refreshing that page every few minutes for LIVE coverage of the whole Paris ordeal. This is WAYYY better than crystal meth y’all!

Here’s the latest photo of Paris as she’s escorted to go back to court. Look at the clothes! I fucking love it!

Update/edit:

Ok. After seeing this photo, I *really* do feel sorry for her. Imagine being alone in a police car. I hope she learns her lesson this time.

Hang in there Paris!! We love you!