Paris Hilton Interview on CNN Larry King Live!

The living Mattel doll is back!

Source: TMZ

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Will someone please, for the life of god, do me a favour and record the Paris Hilton interview on Larry King Live and upload it on YouTube? I won’t be able to watch it when they air it here later today. It’s 10:06AM, the show is going to be aired here in the third world in about 7 hours and I’ll be asleep. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE? I *HAVE* to see this interview in its entirety or else I’m gonna die! This is a life/death situation for me. LOL

I love Paris and all but I wanna slap her for lying to Larry King saying she has NEVER done drugs. Bullshit! At least Nicole Richie had the balls to admit she’s done drugs. Hell, even my dog has done cocaine for god’s sake!

LOLers at baloney sandwich aka "mystery meat" for lunch and then "jail slop" for dinner.

I know it sounds silly but what the fuck is baloney? I don’t think I’ve ever had baloney before.

Again, will an angel please record the full interview for me???? I’ll forever be indebted. :)

Thanks guys! I love you all.