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Oh my god I feel like vomitting. You know that Swedish reality TV show gay kiss video I posted earlier? Well, one of my buddies sent me a link to the profiles of the contestants and you’re in for a surprise. Apparently the show aired in Sexy Sweden sometime last year but it was a flop so they suspended it halfway. They plan on airing it again this year.

My favourite one is this guy called Michael Neilsen. He’s SOOO hot. I mean, on TV.

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So click click click!

See???? Look at all the fug girls behind them. Hahaha! LOVES IT!

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Finally… someone who’s hot and wayyy above my usual age range. It’s about time we get rid of our twink obsession, yes?

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Next cutie is this guy…

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Yep. Tongues and all!!!!!!

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There’s a few mediocre guys and I won’t give them the time of the day cause it’s 6:29AM and I’m knackered so I’ll post the guy in the yellow shirt who seemed to enjoy kissing all the boys. I’m telling y’all, this is like getting the electroshock treatment of my LIFE

I DIED WHEN I SAW HIS PROFILE.

DIED.

DIED DIED DIED.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And there you have it. You know, I have a feeling most of them are gay anyway. My knowledge of Swedish is very limited so I didn’t bother reading all the text on their profiles. Screw that. Everyone’s a fag as long as you’ve got vodka.

I need to purge this insanity out of my memory.

Chamomile tea and scones, anyone?

Michael Neilsen call me if you get this message. +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!