JD Ferguson’s codpiece and cockerel party tonight!

Nueva York ladies!!! Yes, that includes you, Michael K and Dr. Lisa Airan, get your fat buttocks over to B Bar tonight at midnight to celebrate Papermag and JD Ferguson’s obsession with gay male porn stars! Y’all have to pop by!

Look for the sexiest old beast in the room with the nicest smile get gangbanged by the manwhores you jack off to late at night. Just kidding. It’s gonna be fun, fun, fun!

B Bar, 40 E. 4th Street (between Lafayette & Bowery), NUUUU YAWWWWK CEEETEEEE

I’ll be there in spirit.

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