Fuck this shit.

I give up. I’m sooo hooked in this YouTube thing and I wanna make a proper proper hi/hello message but we all know I’m the least articulate son of a bitch in this planet (that’s why showbiz isn’t my thing). I originally thought it was gonna be easy but man, it’s sooo difficult! Before you bitch at me, why don’t YOU give it a shot yourself and tell me if this shit is easy. It’s NOT! I found myself tongue-tied often and I just simply didn’t know what to say. So much for spontaneity. Whatevs. All of my attempts are crap so what the heck, why not post them all? Go right ahead and have a good laugh on my stupidity expense.

Good thing my lip gloss saved me. Chanel baby Chanel. Click click click!