Faggotry in Motion #014 – Movement, Motion & Mincing

OK. It’s 5AM in the third world and I’m about to pass out. Here’s a new faggotry in motion video for you guys. I just bought a copy of Adobe Premiere and it’s HELL!!! I can’t, for the life of god, figure out the settings to get crystal clear videos that’s under 100 megabytes. The quality of my video looks like the same quality of those trash music videos made in the third world. I tried to export the file in quicktime and windows media but it’s still crappy on Youtube. And worse, I look FAT, thanks to the blur and all the pixelation brouhaha. My thighs are ginormous!!! Whatevs. What a waste, really. You can see all the photos here.

Back to the video — you know what I just noticed? I can’t bloody walk a straight line!!! And I’m 100% sober! My walk somewhat reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend of a friend many, many, many years ago during Gisele/Brasilomania. Some faggots at some club were doing a vogue off so I asked the FoF which model’s walk I resemble the most. Bitch said Angela Lindvall (I was secretly rooting for Carmen Kass). Well, maybe he’s right. Fast forward a few years later, homegirl did my pose for Fendi. Loves it. In any case, fuck putting effort in walking you know, walking is just… walking. Though I have to admit, NATASHA POLY is the best catwalker out there.

On that note, you’ll see how I walk/mince on the video below so click click click!

London work it out. Athens work it out. Ibiza work it out. LA work it out. San Francisco work it out. Barcelona work it out. Madrid work it out.

Remember kids: shake it till you break it. Fake it till you make it. Work it like you own it!

PS. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO WHORE MY NEW VID TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. KEEP THE FAGGOTRY ALIVE! I LOVE YOU ALL!

PPSS. I SWEAR I WALK BETTER/FIERCE/ATTITUDE ETC WHEN I’M UNDER THE INFLUENCE. MAYBE NEXT TIME I’LL SMACK MYSELF UP WITH SOMETHING BEFORE I SASHAY DOWN THE ROAD!!

Edit: You know what? Designers should fucking throw their clothes at me for me to play with em and make videos etc etc etc. Oui? I WANT A DIOR COUTURE GOWN!!! THE ONE SHALOM HARLOW WORE!