Faggotry in Motion #014 – Movement, Motion & Mincing

Faggotry in Motion #014 – Movement, Motion & Mincing

Written By bryanboy

Faggotry in Motion #014 – Movement, Motion & Mincing

OK. It’s 5AM in the third world and I’m about to pass out. Here’s a new faggotry in motion video for you guys. I just bought a copy of Adobe Premiere and it’s HELL!!! I can’t, for the life of god, figure out the settings to get crystal clear videos that’s under 100 megabytes. The quality of my video looks like the same quality of those trash music videos made in the third world. I tried to export the file in quicktime and windows media but it’s still crappy on Youtube. And worse, I look FAT, thanks to the blur and all the pixelation brouhaha. My thighs are ginormous!!! Whatevs. What a waste, really. You can see all the photos here.

Back to the video — you know what I just noticed? I can’t bloody walk a straight line!!! And I’m 100% sober! My walk somewhat reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend of a friend many, many, many years ago during Gisele/Brasilomania. Some faggots at some club were doing a vogue off so I asked the FoF which model’s walk I resemble the most. Bitch said Angela Lindvall (I was secretly rooting for Carmen Kass). Well, maybe he’s right. Fast forward a few years later, homegirl did my pose for Fendi. Loves it. In any case, fuck putting effort in walking you know, walking is just… walking. Though I have to admit, NATASHA POLY is the best catwalker out there.

On that note, you’ll see how I walk/mince on the video below so click click click!

London work it out. Athens work it out. Ibiza work it out. LA work it out. San Francisco work it out. Barcelona work it out. Madrid work it out.

Remember kids: shake it till you break it. Fake it till you make it. Work it like you own it!

PS. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO WHORE MY NEW VID TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. KEEP THE FAGGOTRY ALIVE! I LOVE YOU ALL!

PPSS. I SWEAR I WALK BETTER/FIERCE/ATTITUDE ETC WHEN I’M UNDER THE INFLUENCE. MAYBE NEXT TIME I’LL SMACK MYSELF UP WITH SOMETHING BEFORE I SASHAY DOWN THE ROAD!!

Edit: You know what? Designers should fucking throw their clothes at me for me to play with em and make videos etc etc etc. Oui? I WANT A DIOR COUTURE GOWN!!! THE ONE SHALOM HARLOW WORE!

21 Comments

  1. Stephabulous

    Fucking-A… why the hell haven’t the queens at Heatherette put your ass on tha runway yet?!?!?

  2. Faaaaabulous BB! Absolutely loved the video, so entertaining. Keep the energy up! ;)

  3. yanee`fashionee

    yeah true.. kinda, Angela Lindavall-ish! hehehe only in the third world…. sooo soo pinoy! keep it up!

  4. ilovegay_people

    You should try Pinnacle Studio. Since we are in a third world country you can buy a pirated one for $1 or less hehehe… Serial numbers are everywhere the net so no worries just incase the serial number from the cd u will buy is not working.
    You have to work on you walking hun… your into fashion so much (i love ur style) so u should know how to walk like a model. Even in your other videos your walk is sooo manly. Big Time! So get a catwalk lesson. Please.
    Keep up the good work and please dont forget to thank God for all ur blessing. Mabuhay ka kapatid!

  5. You are a fabulous bitch!!!!!Luv u much! I know it has been awhile and u have accumulated such a large fan base but Jade always luvs u baby!!!!! HIt me upon myspace or something.

  6. You are a fabulous bitch!!!!!Luv u much! I know it has been awhile and u have accumulated such a large fan base but Jade always luvs u baby!!!!! HIt me upon myspace or something.

  7. fashionista

    love the cute coat…the jersey? dress underneath makes you look like the deranged version of Richard Simmons in a very unusual episode of Sweating to the Oldies…however, the walk is quite fierce…the shoulders are a bit too stiff sometimes and yes, you can’t walk straight…but it looks very Angela Lindvall…i love the whole finished look, nicole richie springs to mind…absolutely fantabulous!!!

  8. Anonymous

    What’s the songs you used in this video? They’re great!

  9. crackwhore deluxe

    Holy shit! You never cease to amaze me. Your walk is so fierce!

  10. How many dogs can you see in the video?
    Only kidding. Love you really Bryanboy.
    PS your initials – BB – stand for something else I think.

  11. Anika

    coat, boots….When i was in manila i remember wearing black tights under a babydoll dress and people were staring @ me… ..then black chanel boots to die for ( yea it killed my feet), wore skimpy stuff at my catholic school, got suspended for having cornrows and eventually got kicked out. And of course people stared whenever i would attempt something out of manila’s mainstream clothes -…. looking fabulous is one thing..looking that fabulous in manila is another.. My gran told me i looked ridiculous lol.
    so glad im out of there i cant stress it enough but then again i havent been there in a while is there fashion revolution of some sort?
    *i dig u bboy*

  12. Anika

    coat, boots….When i was in manila i remember wearing black tights under a babydoll dress and people were staring @ me… ..then black chanel boots to die for ( yea it killed my feet), wore skimpy stuff at my catholic school, got suspended for having cornrows and eventually got kicked out. And of course people stared whenever i would attempt something out of manila’s mainstream clothes -…. looking fabulous is one thing..looking that fabulous in manila is another.. My gran told me i looked ridiculous lol.
    so glad im out of there i cant stress it enough but then again i havent been there in a while is there fashion revolution of some sort?
    *i dig u bboy*

  13. ambiex

    OMG! did u put on weight? because i swear ur arms were jiggling. that CC on ur neck should be BB. LOL! kidding. seriously Bryanboy, i was in topshop glorietta over the weekend when two girls said that they just saw you in the area. i got so excited and left the store to look for you. so my fat ass went around looking for u, forgetting that i was there to get a freaking pair of pumps. an hour after, there was no bryanboy. only celine lopez at greenbelt. then i find ur video. now i REALLY want to see u in person and take a vid, foto.

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