Bling Bling Balenciaga.

Written By bryanboy

Bling Bling Balenciaga.

Remember those ice-hockey inspired Balenciaga heels EVERYONE I wanted? Well, what do you know? Look at what I found from Elle Magazine. Please tell me an Elle intern came to the Hachette Filipacchi Media office with a massive hangover and made a typo on this page.

Shame on you Elle magazine, shame on you.

Balenciaga sandals

For four thousand one hundred seventy five uncle sam dollars ($4,175), I could buy my own all-male, all-6′ and taller, all-well hung, ice hockey team from bumfuck, Canada, have them shipped to the third world by Fedex and get gangbanged day in and day out until I shit RED MAPLE LEAVES.

Bleurgh.

PS. Pierre Hardy, call me. CALL ME NOW!!!! +63.915.785.1492. Yes, that’s my real number and no, I’m not joking. Don’t play hard to get with me. I’ll give you the best BLOWJOB you’ll ever receive in this lifetime. If you get my voicemail, chances are, I’m probably asleep so please leave me a message and tell me I’m pretty.

7 Comments

  1. You’re so funny!
    We love you here in Neiman Marcus Chicago. Give us a shout out sometime!
    kiss kiss

  2. yikes! it looks like one of those project runway assignments where you have to make things out of recycled material…it’s not worth the 4 grand…

  3. Cherry Waves

    Yes, you hot and sexy bitch, they are work the four grand, and even though they are bulky as hell, they are so light on your feet. I got them right before the wait list became even longer…

  4. igzi_your_big_fan

    bryan, what exactly mean ‘baboosh’, im just curious cause i saw some slut who has written ‘baboosh’ under every single of her photos on her myspace. ekkk…

  5. Giorgio

    hey bryan those shoes are absolutely gorgeous :) !!!
    anyway, the long-awaited dior cruise collection runway video is online :D the one where that model in the blue babydoll fell down :)))
    here’s part 1:

    have fun ;)

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