Australian Sluts

Written By bryanboy

Australian Sluts

One of the things you’ll never EVER see me do in this lifetime is to pass out drunk/drugged at someone else’s home. Trust me, I know. Back in the dark ages when I was still a prepubescent young girl, I went to this swimming party where everyone smoked marijuana like there’s no such thing as tomorrow. I thought the party went well — which is another way of saying I couldn’t remember a single thing. I woke up the following day, on the floor, at a friend’s apartment with vomit beside me, vomit on my clothes, vomit on my hair, vomit all over the place, and the first thing I said to people when I got up as "what is that? fried rice?". My friends had to carry me on the way back. It was insane. So yes, NEVER again. NEVER, EVER, EVER. Marijuana is for kids. Or people with cancer. Don’t do it if I were you.

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Djxmeh from Australia sent these pics of her friends all passed out.

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Aren’t they the happy sleeping couple?


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5 Comments

  1. twiggiboi

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  2. Chanel Crazy

    Hahaha Im from Australia and yeah there is a heap of sluts here!! You would love it so hurry up and visit us! xxox

  3. Hey Brianboy.
    Not to be rude, this is simply out of curiosity. Were you also drinking a lot or taking some other substance when you woke up in vomit? The events you described don’t seem to fit most cannabis experiences, even the worst ones, unless something like booze or harder drugs are involved.

  4. jagged i don’t think you’re being rude at all.
    of course i drank that night. are you telling me there are people who smoke pot only for the purpose of smoking pot (and not take anything else)?
    all the parties i’ve been to in the past always have lots and lots of booze and it’s VERY, VERY unusual, if not heard of, for anyone to only take one thing at a time, whether it’s booze, weed, coke, pills, etc. it’s always a cocktail of things — you start with booze, you do uppers then when you’re on your way home, you take downers. plain and simple. no?

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