Third world gone mad

Gawd.

We all know I don’t read newspapers. However, I somehow found myself reading the Sunday paper whilst taking a poo earlier. I felt my turd retract back up my ass when I saw this:

In and outs of sex?

7th heaven?

Kabbalah in the third world?

You. have. got. to. be. kidding. me.

Isn’t kabbalah that organized cult Madonna started where people wear red strings and chant kumbaya my lord kumbaya?