Socialite Rank Unmasked!

This is the biggest social scandal of the new millenium! Dammit!!! There I was deluding myself that it was my fabulous homegirl Tinsley and her people behind my friends at Socialite Rank. I was wrong. Say hello to the powerful duo who sent Nueva York socialites running for kebabs, it’s no other than Valentine and Olga Rei! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!

You *MUST* read the article on New York mag. Giselle Cordero (may god bless her soul wherever she is right now kiss kiss I love her!) got nothing on these two. I have no words. I love it. I fucking love it!

Bareback ganbangs with navy cadets in St. Petersburg and chinchilla fur in Moscow aside, now you’ll know why I’ve always loved Russians from the start.

PS. Wow. Loves it.

PPSS. Putang ina hindi ko to kinaya. Time to write my own personal tell-all book I guess haha! (Trans: I love this quote even more.)

“I live in Urbana, near a farm,” he whispers when I call. “Oh, my God! I’m not supposed to reveal anything. I’m like—I’m not even white! Do you know how fucking riotous this would be? I am not the poster child. You would not even believe what I look like.”