Slut of the day: Bennie Ernst

Jesus mother of god. I have no words. Flawless face, no? I know some of you might say he’s very Abercrombie & Bitch but IMO, he doesn’t really have that corn-fed, steroid-pumping jock from Iowa look that we hate. Whatevs. All I can say is….. I LOVE GERMANY!

Photo credit: COACD (which is one of my favourite blogs EVER!)

Ladies…. pack your bags and call Lufthansa. We need to go to where this himbo came from!!