Paris Hilton: 45 days in jail!!!!!

This is too good to be true! Oh my god!! Oh my fucking god!! I honestly can’t believe it! Poor Paris. I love her to death but man this is harsh. Maybe she should move to the third world instead? We’re the most corrupt country in Asia — everyone from cops to the city prosecutors to judges to politicians can be bribed!

Source: Reuters

I hope Paris learns her lesson. I mean really, when you think about it, she’s got all the mucho manola $$$ in the world… hollywood celebs should have their own drivers etc.