Miss Universe/Miss USA Rachel Smith

So Miss Japan won. Big deal. NOT! It was sorta kinda bound to happen anyway. If you look at the history of Miss Universe, it’s usually South American bitches who bag the crown. Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Venezuela, Colombia… you name it. Fucking hell, they might as well change the name of the pageant to "Miss Latin America". They really make beautiful girls over there. All the other contestants are mascots compared to the "Gisele" brigade. Oh dear. Oh well. At least an Asian got the crown. I bet you next year the winner’s gonna be African or Black — you know, diversity and all.

I’m sure y’all have seen Miss USA.

There’s something about Miss USA that reminds me of my favourite editor in the flips… actually, she’s the ONLY editor I like in the land of the brown, Mega Magazine Editor-in-Chief Carla Sibal. I think it’s the hair. And the tan. And thinspo thinspo galore. I loooove her. She’s really NICE and super chic in real life. The rest are just far too… oh I don’t know. It’s best to keep my mouth shut. Hah!

Photo credit: Chuvaness

Carla is WAYYY prettier. Hahah!