Laundry List Thursday: Shopbop

WHY IS SHOPPING FOR GIRLS A HECK OF A LOT EASIER THAN SHOPPING FOR FAGS? OK. Ok. Now this… is easier. In fact, I did my "shopping" in less than 40 minutes. I’m not kidding!

Let’s say you are hot sexy cunt like me, 5’9 and 115 pounds (ok, I lied… 118) except you havesize 32A tits and a bald pussy. You have $6,500* to spend at Shopbop . Six thousand five hundred smackeroos because god dammit, five grand is nothing! What would you get?

Click click click!

*Taxes not included. Are you fucking kidding me?

Do keep in mind that I gave myself a 1-hour limit… from the moment I went to Shopbop down to the the point where I clicked the "publish" blog entry button.

Why don’t y’all analyze my selections and pick the outfit you liked best. I thought it would be easy but god damn it’s hard, especially when you can’t see the pieces in real life. I’m concerned about the textures, the shapes and colors. In any case, I had fun doing this. LOL.

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Now..

Monday


  • Alice + Olivia Elizabeth skirt – $198
  • Alisha Levine electric blue backless top – $168 (top underneath sold separately)
  • Marc by Marc Jacobs round-toe patent leather pump – $227.50 (sale)
  • Felix Rey "Lola" patent leather foldover clutch – $230

Total: $823.50

Tuesday


  • Theory "Cazzi" Dress – $265
  • Malini Murjani "Daniella" patent leather tote – $523.60 (sale)
  • Kenneth Jay lane wide pearl enamel cuff bracelet – $213
  • KORS "Spice" leather platform pump – $97.50 (sale)

Total: $1099.10

Wednesday


  • Alice & Olivia puff sleeve tee – $88
  • Vita "Milano" bracelet – $176
  • Catherine Malandrino navy mini skirt – $245
  • Lauren Merkin diamante embossed leather "Charlotte" clutch – $220
  • Paul & Joe "Novices" ankle boot – $366.80 (sale)

Total: $1095.80

Thursday


  • James Perse long-sleeve jewel neck tee – $50
  • Ya-Ya "La Sepette" Tux Mini skirt – $215
  • Tashkent by Cheyenne "The Chopper" wedge – $249.90 (sale)
  • Rachel Pally super long black leggings – $94

Total: $608.90

Friday


  • Paul & Joe ruffle-front polka dot blouse – $214.50 (sale)
  • Marc by Marc Jacobs lightweight stretch twill shorts – $148
  • Marc by Marc Jacobs patent leather pumps – $325
  • Marc by Marc Jacobs Softy Might Weekender bag – $458

Total: $1145.50

Saturday


  • LOVE from Ya-Ya black "Macho" cardigan – $187
  • Ella Moss Black Label "Margot" Dress – $297
  • Lauren Merkin "Charlotte" sequin silk clutch – $285
  • Loeffler Randall "Camille" pump – $346.50 (sale)

Total: $1115.50

Sunday


  • Foley for Foley + Corinna Victorian C-Girl Dress – $302

Total: $302

Grand Total: $6190.30!

Not bad at all for a 7-day wardrobe eh?

All of the above-mentioned items are available on sale at Shopbop !

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