Gains and losses

Written By bryanboy

Gains and losses

I think I might be able to resume pictionary soon. Things are going well with my new therapist and I think I gained 10-12 pounds recently — god knows the exact figure because I have a weighing scale phobia. Rest assured I gained weight because I can feel wobbly bits of flesh behind my arm rub against the sides of my torso. I honestly don’t know if I made the right decision (gain weight) so I may need a little hand-holding here and there but it’s been rough the past few months. Everyone around me thinks I’ve gone mad with the weight loss obsession and I’m sick and tired of people telling me this and that. Whatevs. Bottom-line is I hope I’m on the right track. People often ask me what my secret in staying/being slim and then laugh when I tell them to minimize their food intake and to smoke whenever they feel hungry. If you ask me, it’s as simple as that. Heck, it worked for me. I don’t see any reason why it shouldn’t work for anybody else.

Before everyone goes around skipping their meals and smoking like a chimney, let me just say that this whole diet/losing weight thing is ridiculous. It turned me into a whole new different person. Every minute I’m awake all I think about is weight loss or calories or whatever. It’s a crazy mental disorder y’all! I’m really glad to have taken the first steps to recovery because I want my life back. I look forward to gaining weight! I even had cake today. Half a slice of mango cheesecake. Soo delicious. Mmm mmm MMMMM!

Oh who are we kidding? "I look forward to gaining weight" my fat ass.

15 Comments

  1. Cigarettes actually contain calories. lol. I was surprised to know that.

  2. i just “recovered” from borderline anorexia myself, BB. i was around 90 pounds and had a suspicious yellow tinge last year. but i didn’t care. i’m thin! ! ! because my parentals threatened to cut off my lifeline (aka my allowance) if i don’t gain weight, i literally ate gallons of peanut butter. now, i’m around 120 and i’m only 5’2. it’s repulsive. i won’t see my folks again til august so i’d transform myself into nicole richie (who is skinny as skinny can get… again!) once more. as soon as i just shake off this mindless eating.
    moral lesson: no, bryan, don’t try to gain weight again. it’s hard to shake it off. i’m sure you already know that.

  3. LuvsUrBlog

    I really do hope you’re on the right track…best kisses, mwah, cheek to cheek, i bless you in the name of Karl….
    i don’t smoke cuz i don’t wanna die earlier than i have to… So i was thinking of taking DIET PILLS to achieve a Dior Homme physique! What do you think? Ever tried them? how’d it make you feel? What brand is the best? Please!!! Give me some of your wisdom…
    I WANNA BE SKINNYyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

  4. really? i knew smoking was good for me! thanks for confirming my beliefs bryan!

  5. bading

    EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!! GROSS!!! smoking is such a FILTHY, DISGUSTING & STUPID habit!!! it not only stinks u up, it rots ur teeth, ruins ur complexion & renders u flaccid!!! it is not glamourous at all but simply IDIOTIC!!! all u smokers should do us all a favor and die right now from emphysema, lung cancer or maybe even acute gingivitis!!!

  6. Bry-bry

    ANG ARTE MO! SA TOTOO LANG ANG PANGIT MO, PRANG KANG KALANSAY NA! DYOS KO PO!!!!

  7. Hey slut, you had me for a second there… i was getting all teary eyed, and then you pulled the IM FAT routine. WTF? you’re skinnier than the crackheads in front of st. patricks cathedral. you know you love it! :)

  8. Audrey

    You’ve definately taken huge steps in the right direction, imagine how fantastic it will be when you can go days without thinking about calories and all that shiz (I kind of know how it feels myself and believe me its fabulous) :-D
    xoxo

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