Die-hard Matt Cole fans

Written By bryanboy

Die-hard Matt Cole fans

Oh smell her.

I generally don’t pay attention to flak but this one is so hilarious it made me spit chamomile tea through my nose. Some miserable, bitter queen near Saratoga, CA is jealous of the fact that I, a wannarexic twink gook from the third world, "made" super pornstar Matt Cole hard. I love it. I fucking love it! Who knew my newfound Italian papi chulo (I know it’s not Italian but god knows what the Italian word for ‘papi’ is…) porn star Matt Cole have some die-hard fans out there?

Say what you want pumpkin. I got a cock pic. You don’t. All that hatred, my god. Thanks, however, for taking the time and effort in sharing your thoughts. Snap snap reality check. Maybe it’s time that you stop visiting your local bathhouse for cock? I bet you’ve been taking it from the glory hole far too many times no wonder all cocks look the same to you.

God I hate them gays. You share manna from heaven and they complain whether it’s kosher or not.

Love,
Your favourite moron.

PS. Permanently scarred for life eh? I bet you’ll be thinking of me EVERY TIME you load your dvd player with one of Matt’s flicks. I LOVE IT!! I’M A PORN STAR TOO BY ASSOCIATION! HAHAHAHA That’s the way uh huh uh huh I like it uh huh uh huh. Come and smile, don’t be shy. Touch my bum. This is life! Cheeky cheeky!

13 Comments

  1. bitterqueenisright

    3 things to prove its a fake photos
    1) the pubic hair is definitely from an asian male.
    2) the lower thigh is vvery hairy..compare to the original photo on Papermag
    3)the photo is using natural light and on papermag while the Faker uses flash
    -end of discussion

  2. Bryanboy

    I don’t know what the big fuzz is all about…
    1) He’s Italian. Most of them have thick, dark pubic hair.
    2) No Asian would have a dick that thick.
    3) Look at the bracelet Matt has and compare it to the bracelet on the cock pics.
    4) Ask Matt himself and read the comments on his myspace:
    http://www.myspace.com/mattcolexx
    Now die in a crossfire, will ya?

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  4. we went to his myspace..and this is what came out
    Invalid Friend ID.
    This user has either cancelled their membership, or their account has been deleted.

  5. bryanboyISaMORON

    you really are pathetic – which HIGHLY entertains me by the way – and that’s why i keep checking your blog for that same reason and just THE ONLY reason.
    what made you think that because you got a cock pic from some porn actor named matt cole, which btw, as everyone knows even a third grader can spot the difference between those pictures, that you think i could give a flying fuck over? this is just one example how pathetic you are, sweetie.
    i am not a big fan of porn therefore i really have no idea who this matt cole is (he looks average-looking from the authentic picture you posted) because i, on the other hand, actually have a life and does not need “cock pics” to get me off. haha! oh dear…writing this really cracks me up.
    and let me point it out that you knowing my IP address from my last comment entry or for this one for that matter is very irrelevant. so useless of your time and energy because i’m not even 10 miles close to saratoga. oh dear, another score.
    but yes, keep up the good work, and when i said that, i meant you being totally pathetic w/ your entries (more than likely in real life too) because it really does entertain me; i’m not trying to be redundant but i can’t help it – i’m talking about your stupidity.

  6. notcute

    matt cole is hardly a dish, give it a rest boy & girls. European pornstar ARE way hotter! nuff said.

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