Blame it on the color my fucking arse

Jesus mother of god. I don’t usually pay attention to ads on websites but this is something else. Clairol’s ad really caught my eye. I think it has something to do with the guy. And 3 dumb girl sluts — ginger minger, dumb blonde and bastard brunette. Fucking pussies, I bet you my fat arse he’s gay in real life. Yes, I bet you he’s the type of gay who goes to craigslist to fuck bb raw bottoms under 25! Anyway, I really got no one else to blame other than JD himself, who corrupted my mind with his BOYSBOYSBOYS mantra. Have you seen his MySpace account? He’s got the gayest mother fucking job in the world — all the gorgeous male models and porn stars are practically licking his scrotum. Damn ho bag’s testosterone influence is soo infectious he pretty much gave me a coronary. Should I get a six pack? Should I *NOT* shave my pits anymore? Expect no man-boy love association lovin lovin from me. Fuck masculinity. As I’ve said, I’d rather photo chop my head on Snejana’s body. I. must. get. rid. of. this. masculinity. temptation. Androgynous manorexic boys in meggings, meels and manbags for the mother fucking win! I’m telling you all, this "omg gawk at the hot guy" disease is nasty. NASTY, I TELL YOU.

I REALLY NEED TO STOP LOOKING AT GUYS!!! THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE!!! I HATE GUYS!!!! I REALLY DO!!! I’M A LIPSTICK LESBIAN!!

Go to www.blameitonthecolor.com to see the vids for yourself. I don’t like the watercooler guy. He looks fat and he’s a midget.