Anna Wintour slept with Bob Marley?

The world has gone mad. I honestly don’t know what or who to believe anymore. Some crazy lunatic named Peter Braunstein (right) wanted Anna Wintour dead and even made plans to murder her. Oh. my. god.

What’s more shocking though is Peter’s quote on today’s New York Post:

"It was beneath her. And all the while I’m thinking, ‘Who is this skank?’ She plays up this aristocratic, Marie Antoinette ‘Let them eat cake’ routine, but, excuse me, can I get some proof that she holds a title of nobility that goes back to the 13th century? No. All she does is edit a magazine. That’s it. So what’s with the royalty routine? . . . I mean, for Christ’s sake, the woman slept with Bob Marley, one of the most soulful people ever to walk the face of the earth. If that didn’t spiritualize her, nothing would."

Looks like I’m not the only one who likes tall, dark and well-hung guys. Andre Leon-Talley, u available babe for a quick booty call? Give me a makeover while you’re at it.