Slut of the day: Plum Sykes

I love Plum Sykes. I really do. Her novel, Bergdorf Blondes, is a cult classic.

I giggled when I saw this photo on the NY Post website — totally made me feel better about myself. It’s nice to see how one of New York AND London’s social figures (she’s a hardcore Wintour minion) have teeth like that. I guess there are more important things in life than getting invisaligns. Well, they don’t sell them in Bergdorf, do they?

Maybe it’s because she’s British? Now… I have to admit, my teeth are probably just as fucked up as hers. It’s one of the reasons why I never smile in pictures. Well, they’re not fucked as in fucked fucked up… they’re just NOT super straight and they’re not bright white like Hollywood stars. My parents wanted me to get braces when I was a child but I fought tooth and nail just to avoid them. Biggest regret of my life!!! Add 11 years of smoking to the damage and countless trips to the dentists and now this. It’s funny cause sometimes, I’d watch TV just to look at people’s teeth. Oh well, Americans have the BEST TEETH EVER!