Philippine Blog Awards

Written By bryanboy

2007 Philippine Blog Awards

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Designer Marjan Pejoski would’ve been soo proud of me for wearing MEELS in public. Trust me, this doesn’t happen very often. I couldn’t find a pair of shoes to match my ancient Balenciaga so what the heck, I went to the awards festivities in my good ol’ overused cone heels — and I took home the bacon! I wanted to test my guts and my comfort level and I survived! I got a fantastic trophy made out of crystal glass! The last time I got a trophy was more than a decade ago when I won the Miss Swimsuit, Miss Congeniality and Miss Talent competitions in our high school beauty pageant. Just kidding. But yeah, woohooo — congratulations to my overcaked face and fat brown ass!


I was an hour and a half late so I didn’t have the chance to mingle, talk and network with people (not that I ever do anyway… I’m really shy when it comes to strangers!!!! I have this tendency to cocoon myself etc). When I got there, bam, wham, bam, it was insane!! Hahaha! Loooooads of people took pictures of me and I literally looked like a fucking fruitcake. I didn’t even plan on going to the event because my mum is in the hospital but I thought it would be best if I take a breather and go somewhere where I could take my mind off away from things. I don’t even wanna see what I look like on their pictures. I betcha I look horrid. Let’s not even talk about it ANYMORE. Whatevs, it was fun.

I felt like a celebrity… and a talentless one at that. Only in the third world babe. I’ve said it many, many times over the past 2 years…I’m really not a celebrity!!! Hahaha!

You know, I don’t even consider my blog as a "fashion blog"… we all know my taste in fashion is highly questionable. No. Erase that. We all know I have NO taste in fashion AT ALL! Helloooo I’ve got a lifetime membership on the tacky express train! I’m really honored with the award!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you to that special person who nominated me because I won it baby, glass trophy and all!!!

Many many, MANY thanks to the judges (Abe Olandres, Adel Gabot, Annalyn Jusay, Bryan Veloso, Connie Veneracion, Dean Alfar, Derek Punsalan, Gail de la Cruz-Villanueva, Jayvee Fernandez, Jolo Santos, JV Rufino, Malou Mangahas, Manuel Quezon III, Melissa Petri and Migs Paraz) and the sponsors. I’ve got some fantastic competition — people who actually know how to write — yet y’all chose me!!!! Boy am I pretty or what?

It’s funny cause Gibbs came up to me telling me he likes the way I write and he’s a writer/editor for one of the top broadsheets here. I’m totally flabbergasted — I swear to god, I am soo gonna take creative writing lessons (or something similar) before I perish from the face of the planet. I really want to improve my writing skills.

Enough about me. Here are some of the winners…

I really look like a fruitcake!!! Hahaha!

Everything was all fine and dandy but damn, y’all should’ve allocated 2 minutes or something for the winners to read their acceptance speeches. Maybe next time? LOL. I’ve got mine prepared already.

"People often thank other people whenever they get an award. I don’t really have anyone to thank other than myself so yeah. Thank ME. Thank me, me, me, me, me and nobody else but me. I love you all! Baboosh!"

Just kidding.

And here are some of the finalists… on other categories, that is. I mean hello… look at me — I’m the only faggot out there. Welcome to the jungle, as Tyra would say.

Cadaver much? I look like a bloody alien. Look at my eyes!

Another group shot..

It was a fun event alright. There was a little after party but I had to go back to the hospital to check on the old woman. I like this whole ‘blogging’ thing. Everyone was really really nice and friendly and genuine. They should do more of these blogger meet ups whatever. I never really had the chance to talk to people on a more intimate scale because everything happened soo fast etc etc etc. I was really looking forward to meeting Sassy Lawyer


I’m gonna put my little trophy/plaque/whatever the hell you call it right on my bedside table. I wanna bask in my supremacy at least for the next few days. LOL.

And there you have it.

Congratulations to me and best wishes to everyone!

Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!


  1. A fabulous gift for a fabulous individual. Baboosh. ;-)

  2. goodyy

    Its a broadband card you get at your cellphone company and you stick it in a slot in your laptop and u have internet anywhere whenever.

  3. Congratulations! You were so fabulous and cool in those high heeled shoes.I’ll be your constant visitor, hope you don’t mind.

  4. Thanks guys for the heart-warming comments. :)
    Empress — I noticed that!! People screamed when they announced me hahaha it’s crazy!!!
    I’m truly, truly honored. Man I feel REALLY good. It’s the best bday present ever :)

  5. the moment gail gave me the list of finalists when i was doing the flash presentation the night before the awards night, i knew you’ll with the fashion & lifestyle blog award.
    tsk!tsk! i was actually hoping you NOT TO WIN so people can see how you would stage a scandal during the awards night perhaps by smashing the glass trophies all over the place. hehe, just kidding.
    you deserve it boy… i mean gurl! congrats!

  6. congrats for the award and lovin’ ur shoess!
    + happy belated bday bryanboy! And omgosh! Seriously, are you really only 17??
    anyway keep it up…lookin fabulous!! =D

  7. kikidee

    fabulous work! i see emaciated is but a stomach flu away for you. so jealous, i need lipo – stat! congratulations on being the embodiment of chic! love you love me.

  8. well, kudos to you! this blog awards is for real, eh?
    i hope your mom recovers soon.

  9. andyboy

    What’s worng with your face bryan? are you really THAT ugly?
    I can’t believe it.

  10. BB, nice to meet you… and your yaya too:) ya looked every inch like a model, haha

  11. Congrats! :) I was there so I could meet sassy lawyer too! I’m just so glad I got a photo of her with me hehehe ^__^

  12. kcgotgood

    gosh, the outfit was great, the coneheels are definitely fab, and the poise??? outrageous!!!..u rock bryan!! XoXoXo

  13. congratulations bryan. it was a sure win for you anyway. hehe. we were seated in front of you

  14. I hope your mom gets well soon.
    Good you got a breather and went to the awards night. You were fabulous so nice and so game! I was so honored to have photos with a celebrity blogger. Hope to see you in future events.

  15. hi bryan. CONGRATULATIONS! i love it that you won. that’s fantastic. you have to get a new pair of heels though. love you much.

  16. now ive got to start making y own blog and get nominated next year just so i can see you BB!! maybe we’ll get nominated for the same award!! i will really feel blessed! congrats yet again!!!

  17. Beverly Pills

    Who knew they had blog awards – particularly in the ‘third world’.
    Ohh and you’re looking SO thin. Take that however you want it.
    My best to your mom.
    Oh and congratulations!!!!

  18. You were the winner. May I invite you to my feature story on the Blog Awards? Names and URLs included; with this, now you have mine.

  19. Along with PCIJ, you were probably the closest thing to a shoo-in. It was quite surprising to see in a blog event. hehe. Congratulations.

  20. you were every bit as fabulous as i expected you to be. great meeting you last night bryanboy!

  21. Congratulations for winning. It was so fun seeing you there. You were the celebrity blogger of the night. Hands down. LOL. :)

  22. F√©licitations!!! But poor girls that were out there,you’re the most stylish one!!!
    By the way do you know of Vincent MC Doom?

  23. Hey, is this real or is it just an APRIL FOOL joke?? Haha Im joking Bryan.. Congrats from Singapore, The Merlion City!!!!!!!!

  24. Michelle

    congratulaions fellow third world whore! You insseminated the competitions asses big time. Work it bb, flossy flossy!

  25. Charlotte

    Congratulations! Very proud of you. You’re now more fabulous than, well, Bryanboy!
    And god, your cheekbones are to die for.

  26. hi nkasali ba jn c Mr.x? ung blogger ng tnx

  27. Nina D' Lizard

    You look fabulous BB amongst all the people on stage! Hope your mom recovers well from her surgery, you are a good son to be so concerned. Lastly, Globe Visibility’s service sucks. There are better alternatives in same or better price schemes.

  28. Hello Bryanboy! Congratulations! You really made us Pinoy proud! I’m a die-hard fanatic of this site! Ur so prettilicious! Ang bakla mo! Graveh!

  29. bryan!!! congratulations to you.. you really deserve that award! and that globe visibility really is really amazing. especially when your in makati where the signal is sooo high. it’s a magic internet i tell you

  30. Bryanboy, it was really nice to meet you personally! You’re the star of the night! Next time ulit punta ka ha! =)
    Btw, I think I’m the one who described to you the Globe Broadband/Visibility thingie. ;)

  31. Bryanboy, it was really nice to meet you personally! You’re the star of the night! Next time ulit punta ka ha! =)
    Btw, I think I’m the one who described to you the Globe Broadband/Visibility thingie. ;)

  32. EmaciatedNerd

    I am very late, but congratulations Bryan. I think you are quite the force in the world of blog, so any award bestowed upon you is well deserved. Good luck in the future.

  33. isobel

    ano ba? panay ang diet, eh mas malaki pa yung ulo mo kesa sa balakang mo. anyway congrats, and more power.

  34. purplekarla

    Christ, that girl’s ass looks HUGE beside yours!!!! Actually…everyone looks OBESE beside you. B*tch. Oh, if you like Little Britain, search for Peep Show, The IT Crowd…new-ish and just as funny. And Never Mind the Buzzcocks with Simon Amstell — freakin hilarious.

  35. You more than deserve it–you’re the ONLY world-famous Philippine blogger! (In which case, had you not won, then the whole awards night would have lost credibility.) Congratulations!

  36. You more than deserve it–you’re the ONLY world-famous Philippine blogger! Your site is unique, original, witty, and over-the-top-hilarious. In which case, had you not won, the whole awards show would have lost credibility. That said, I’m happy you won! Congratulations!

  37. Congratulations babe! You deserve to win! you have never failed to make me laugh :) And GEEZ you need to eat! What’s up with your paper thin body??? *hmph im jealous* :D

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