I don’t like Miguel Zubiri.

I know I promised y’all that I won’t write anything in brown monkey ooga mooga language (or anything related to third world people) because only 13% of my readers are flips. It’s election season once again in viva la third world so please… spare me from flak, silvous plait.

Click click click! I’m not gonna litter my fabulous home page with third world political brouhaha.

Diyos mio ayoko kay Miguel Zubiri. Not as a Senator, at least. Nakakainis! I accidentally watched GMA-7′s Isang Tanong last night and there he was! Anak ng pucha tinanong siya ni Mike Enriquez kung paano niya marerecover yung pera na ginastos niya sa ad campaigns etc. Ang layo ng sinagot niya sa tanong.. He went on and on and on about how pang #10 daw siya sa "big spenders" blah blah blah. Talagang pinangalandakan niya na siya yung pang #10 sa big spenders when it comes to ad campaigns. Hayyyy. I didn’t memorize his exact words pero my gawd, ang sarap sampalin.

Idol ng kabataan? Kaninong puwet mo pinulot yan? Idol ko si Snejana Onopka hindi ikaw pwe!

Look at all these paid whores to do political adverts. I LOVE IT!

And it didn’t happen just once noh, siguro every time a question got thrown his way, yung sagot niya palagi ang layo sa tanong. Ang nakakairita pa the way he says "po". Akala mo kung sinong hinayupak na kinakawawa effect kapag nagsasalita ka. How can you respect anyone who doesn’t show signs of AUTHORITY? INTELLIGENCE? Isa lang ang masasabi ko. MIGUEL ZUBIRI MAG SHOWBIZ KA NALANG!

Will you vote Zubiri as a senator? I’d rather jump off a bridge, head first, than vote for that clown. Pass me the sick bucket, please. Hay nako. Kung hindi kalang guwapo or kung hindi lang politiko ang ama mo (like most politicians here HELLO NEPOTISM), wala ka.

Call me. +63.915.785.1492. Siguro magbabago ang isip ko if you and I have lunch and tell me why the people of the third world should vote for me, este you. Siyempre dapat ikaw ang magbabayad.

And siyempre dapat reregaluhan mo ako ng bonggang bonga sobrang bongga na gift para magbago ang isip ko.

Thank god I don’t vote. Never have and NEVER will. I have ZERO respect with third world politicians these days. Almost everyone is crap! They have no principles whatsoever and everything is just lip service. How can someone respect people who swing parties left and right? Hello! Don’t even get me started with that other clown illegal gambling what’s his face Chavit Singson? Kapal ng mukha naggagalaiti ako sa galit. Tamaan sana siya ng kidlat!

And tamaan din sana kayong mga hampaslupang bulag na naniniwala sa mga tarantado sa gobyerno. Please lang no nasa harapan na ninyo ang lahat ng mga kabalastugan na pinaggagagawa ng mga politiko huwag na kayo magbulagbulagan.

What’s worse, almost all of these clowns take advantage of the kabobohan and vulnerabilities of most people. It’s funny how these idiots hire all these worthless third world showbiz hoola baloo people to ‘endorse’ them. Hay nako.

I like Chiz Escudero. He’s a lovely man. Kahit na pangit siya sa TV masasabi mo na may prinsipyo ang lolo mo at ipaglalaban niya. Like me. Siyempre, ang prinsipyo ko kailangan palagi ako maganda. Deadma sa sasabihin ng iba basta maganda pa rin ako.

Sabi nung nanay ko nakita daw niya si Chiz sa Greenbelt one time and guwapo daw. I don’t believe her.

PS. Walang personalan, please lang. Ang magalit saksakan ng pangit!