I don't like Miguel Zubiri.

I don't like Miguel Zubiri.

Written By bryanboy

I don’t like Miguel Zubiri.

I know I promised y’all that I won’t write anything in brown monkey ooga mooga language (or anything related to third world people) because only 13% of my readers are flips. It’s election season once again in viva la third world so please… spare me from flak, silvous plait.

Click click click! I’m not gonna litter my fabulous home page with third world political brouhaha.

Diyos mio ayoko kay Miguel Zubiri. Not as a Senator, at least. Nakakainis! I accidentally watched GMA-7’s Isang Tanong last night and there he was! Anak ng pucha tinanong siya ni Mike Enriquez kung paano niya marerecover yung pera na ginastos niya sa ad campaigns etc. Ang layo ng sinagot niya sa tanong.. He went on and on and on about how pang #10 daw siya sa "big spenders" blah blah blah. Talagang pinangalandakan niya na siya yung pang #10 sa big spenders when it comes to ad campaigns. Hayyyy. I didn’t memorize his exact words pero my gawd, ang sarap sampalin.

Idol ng kabataan? Kaninong puwet mo pinulot yan? Idol ko si Snejana Onopka hindi ikaw pwe!

Look at all these paid whores to do political adverts. I LOVE IT!

And it didn’t happen just once noh, siguro every time a question got thrown his way, yung sagot niya palagi ang layo sa tanong. Ang nakakairita pa the way he says "po". Akala mo kung sinong hinayupak na kinakawawa effect kapag nagsasalita ka. How can you respect anyone who doesn’t show signs of AUTHORITY? INTELLIGENCE? Isa lang ang masasabi ko. MIGUEL ZUBIRI MAG SHOWBIZ KA NALANG!

Will you vote Zubiri as a senator? I’d rather jump off a bridge, head first, than vote for that clown. Pass me the sick bucket, please. Hay nako. Kung hindi kalang guwapo or kung hindi lang politiko ang ama mo (like most politicians here HELLO NEPOTISM), wala ka.

Call me. +63.915.785.1492. Siguro magbabago ang isip ko if you and I have lunch and tell me why the people of the third world should vote for me, este you. Siyempre dapat ikaw ang magbabayad.

And siyempre dapat reregaluhan mo ako ng bonggang bonga sobrang bongga na gift para magbago ang isip ko.

Thank god I don’t vote. Never have and NEVER will. I have ZERO respect with third world politicians these days. Almost everyone is crap! They have no principles whatsoever and everything is just lip service. How can someone respect people who swing parties left and right? Hello! Don’t even get me started with that other clown illegal gambling what’s his face Chavit Singson? Kapal ng mukha naggagalaiti ako sa galit. Tamaan sana siya ng kidlat!

And tamaan din sana kayong mga hampaslupang bulag na naniniwala sa mga tarantado sa gobyerno. Please lang no nasa harapan na ninyo ang lahat ng mga kabalastugan na pinaggagagawa ng mga politiko huwag na kayo magbulagbulagan.

What’s worse, almost all of these clowns take advantage of the kabobohan and vulnerabilities of most people. It’s funny how these idiots hire all these worthless third world showbiz hoola baloo people to ‘endorse’ them. Hay nako.

I like Chiz Escudero. He’s a lovely man. Kahit na pangit siya sa TV masasabi mo na may prinsipyo ang lolo mo at ipaglalaban niya. Like me. Siyempre, ang prinsipyo ko kailangan palagi ako maganda. Deadma sa sasabihin ng iba basta maganda pa rin ako.

Sabi nung nanay ko nakita daw niya si Chiz sa Greenbelt one time and guwapo daw. I don’t believe her.

PS. Walang personalan, please lang. Ang magalit saksakan ng pangit!

34 Comments

  1. Bakla, sa forum na ‘yun talaga makikita kung sinu-sino ang mga dapat iboto. Please lang, yaws ko rin kay Zubiri, noh? Imagine, Boom Tarat Tarat ang jingle, lima ang celebrity endorsers, did somebody say DESPERADO? Hmpf!
    Ako naman nag-aalangan kay Chiz. He sounds too good to be true, but I could give him a slap in the butt for some straightforward (and short, unbelievably short) answers he gave.

  2. bb, u better b careful w postings like these cuz u know how violent pinoy politicos can b. come move here 2 nyc, no 1 will pay u any mind here & u can b as fab as u want 2 b!!!

  3. haha i lurrrv it!Ü
    may sense ka naman pala, aprub!
    pag pinadalan ka ng death threat, isumbong mo sa tulfo brothers =)

  4. yah i watched that forum too. di yta nila alm na pinapanood cla ng mga tao di na nhiya theres one candidate there sonya rocco yta asked if what she will not do in the senate she answered d ako mangu2rakot? say what bitch.
    love you bb

  5. I couldn’t agree with you more. Nakakaawa na ang Pilipinas. Nice post, Bryanboy.

  6. chiz escudero has an annoying accent though. for that reason alone, he shouldn’t be a senator.

  7. maribien

    mabuhay ka mare!!!! kaw nalang kasi ang kumandidato! wahaha

  8. huntress

    true! i hate filipino politicians. they suck big time… mabuti pa nung panahon ng mga lolo’t lola natin naranasan nila ang mayaman at magandang pilipinas! to hell with you politicians! mga sinungaling, maloloko… tarantado!!!

  9. HA! MIGZ ZUBIRI IS THE CONGRESSMAN OF OUR PROVINCE AND I FUCKIN’ HATE HIM TOO! PA-POOR EFFECT ANG GAGA! THEY HAVE LIKE MOUNTAINS OF MONEY BUT OUR PROVINCE IS AS POOR AS A RAT HOLE! I LOVE CHIZ. HE’S VERY INSIGHTFUL AND CUTE! HAHA! I THINK THEY BOTH HAVE FORMER MODELS FOR WIVES… HMM

  10. deedeedumdum

    hi bryan. someone i know from bicol say’s chiz didn’t do anything for his district there or something… plus, he’s gay daw.. :O

  11. mariel

    ay naku pareho (migz n chiz–bagay!!!)tayo hindi ko sila iboboto!!! n wat is more damming is the fact that they go about and promote themselves as the new breed of politicos. naku po!!! kawawa naman talaga tayo. ang ayoko pa kay chiz eh he does nothing but oppose and oppose everything that the government does he opposes (even the good ) can he us tell what has he done for his province and i fucking read from preview mag (may issue i think the 1 where ruffa mae is on the cover) that his wife christine loves to collect expensive “it” bags where the fuck does she get the money???? eh voice teacher lang cya. nkaka depress lang… sayang yung effort to go out and vote when you know na wala din lang mangyayari!!!hmmmph.BB 4 PRES.!!!!

  12. chizzy

    Chiz is GAY. He used to fuck and be fucked by a close friend of mine. Ps: My friend is a GAY GUY!

  13. Bb. Pilipinas

    wow! a perfectly honest opinion. Snaps for today’s youth! nakakaawa ang politics sa Pinas. nakaka-walang gana, gusto mo personally umunlad pero paikot-ikot lang ang sistema.
    HOWEVER,
    MAS NAKAKALUNGKOT na HINDI KA BUMOBOTO. karapatan mo ito bryan boy. wag mo sayangin. sa eleksyon lang nagkakapantay pantay ang mayaman at mahirap.
    having said that – exercise your right to vote. mas may bearing siguro yung mga complaints natin kung kasama tayo sa botohan. otherwise, not voting at all is the same as voting for zubiri, or chavit, or whoever is the most evil.
    yun lang. Mabuhay ka!

  14. jeweladdict

    since when have you been into politics? id really AVOID that topic if i were you honey it’s not like ur miss popularity in manila as it is already.

  15. ricci rich

    at least may nagawa si migz e si chiz wala. panay lang ang daldal

  16. joylet

    i love it when you rant all-out in tagalog! grabe talaga yung language natin noh? ibang klase yung effect.. pag galit, galit talaga! Neway, bading nga daw si Chiz. and ok lang siya magsalita pero parang wala naman siyang ginawa kundi dumada ng dumada sa TV. my mom said that Pichay was able to pass more laws than him! Pero malakas yung appeal niya pag nagsasalita na siya kasi parang ang dami niyang alam. Si Migz din daw bakla nagpakasal lang para macover up yung pagkabading niya. DAW. Anyway, parehas tayo, Im not voting. No sense. plus, katamad magregister!

  17. Swiss Quadrille

    WOW!!! I SUPER LOOOOOVVVVEEEE THIS FUCKIN ENTRY TAGALOG TO THE MAX!!!HAHAHAHA!!!IT JUST PROVES THAT YOU ARE STILL AMONG THE THIRD WORLD CREATURES!!! I FUCKING LOVE IT BRYAN.. GOOD JOB!!!!

  18. Diane

    Ngayon lang ako nakabasa ng tagalog post dito… Astig! hehehe I dont vote dahil wala akong makitang matinong politician, sobrang dumi ng politics satin…

  19. yukino

    haiyzzz…. yeah…. napaka desperado ng mga politician s ngaun… obviously kya nila ginagwa yn para mangurakot…. ndi n q magu2lat qng isang araw mawa2la ang mga pinag sayangang pawis at dugo ng mga bayani nuon (ndi c pacman noh)… isa n sa mga pochio pilato c zubiri… haiyzzz…

  20. stargirl

    funyettttaaa!!! si KIKO lang ang panalo sa senado!! i soooper love ya bryanboy.pag nakikita ko pagmumukha ni chavit,goma, cesar montano umiinit ulo ko!! pinaglololoko nyo mga tao plibhasa alam nyong bulag ang masa at kayang bilhin ng isang kilong bigas! pwe! kadiri!!!

  21. nikki

    NO WAY WOULD I EVER VOTE FOR “MIGZ” ZUBIRI!!! its funny how he tries to be more masa by getting everyone from showbiz to do his political ads…im really hoping that he doesn’t win! i’ll be praying that JOKER ARROYO (and other old school politicians like him) win in the coming elections.

  22. dyuhlie

    like Chiz Escudero. He’s a lovely man. Kahit na pangit siya sa TV masasabi mo na may prinsipyo ang lolo mo at ipaglalaban niya.<< i LOVE ESCUDERO.. he went to ous school one time and had a talk about the hello garci tape.. gadamit! he is soooo goooood! maprinsipyo tlga ang taong to.. nd kung boboto man ako.. xa lng isusulat ko sa balota..ahaha but i DONT vote..

  23. ikanga when it rain it pours

    Punyeta bryanboy! ang galing mo managalog! mas magaling ka pa sa akin ata! mahal na mahal ko tong entry na toh! ang galing nang mga pinopoint out mo na ideas..and si CHIZ nakita ko na siya at mukha siyang malinis at mabango!lalo’t mahilig siya sumuot ng puti na shirt.

  24. jamie

    i love this post, bb. you should write more of this next time.
    im not a registered voter.

  25. actually i’ve always been pro-government pero the way things are going sayang rin lang ang magiging boto ko kasi sure win yang mga loko na yan. kahit na sabihin right natin yan pagnagreklamo ba tayo for their inactions may gagawin ba sila? wala rin. sa tingin ko nga mas maganda kung magabstain from voting ang tao who doesn’t believe in these people who are suppose to serve everybody take note on everybody hindi lang para sa masa.

  26. lahat sila demonyo. less evil lang si chiz.
    sino bang kilala mong goverment official na hindi selfish? wala! lahat sila puro pagpapayaman muna sa sarili ang iniisip, bago ang mamamayan!

  27. ambiex

    hay naku BB. two freaking months after we casted our votes (yes, i voted because i thought things might change, but i was soooo wrong and sooo disappointed), migz zubiri is finally declared the 12th senator. syet. with what’s going on in the senate right now, that is, the senators elected from GO, have now switched lanes, you made the right decision to spare your nails from that punyetang indelible ink. gaad. i swear, i reaaalllllyyyy hate philippine politics now. welcome me to the club.

  28. ambiex

    oh by the way, about that other clown chiz escudero, if he doesn’t look good on TV, he definitely does not look good in person. perhaps he should try your obagi product. and something to remove the nicotine stains on his teeth.

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