Hilary Duff and her haters

Written By bryanboy

Why do they want to kill Hilary Duff?

Will someone please tell me why some mentally-unstable loonatic want to kill our Lizzie McGuire? I don’t get it. I just don’t. I like Hilary Duff. I really do. I think she’s sweet, adorable AND clean compared to some of her contemporaries — she could be an STD-infested, prescription and recreational drug-abusing whore behind closed doors for all you know but at least she’s good at covering her sins and her "good girl" image is still intact.

I think they should’ve tackled the bitch in the background with what looks like a fake Chanel bag. I’m not really good at authenticity because I never buy fakes. Is it just me or is the Chanel logo all wrong/too thin/etc on that bag? I could be wrong though but whatevs.

Click click click for more pics of Hilary Duff at MuchMusic and her crazy hater. Three cheers for police brutality! Glad to know it happens in places other than the third world. Woohoo!

According to Canada.com:

Police officers moved quickly to take down a man who allegedly threatened to kill pop star Hilary Duff during her appearance on a Canadian TV show. Duff was being interviewed Tuesday by MuchMusic when a man in the crowd outside the studio started shouting at the 19-year-old star. According to an eyewitness, the unidentified man vowed to kill Duff, prompting several police officers to tackle him. “The cops slammed his face into the pavement,” said photographer Todd Gillis, who witnessed the incident. “He was bleeding.”

Isn’t this the ultimate? I’ve always wanted to know what it feels like to be fucked bareback, doggie-style, by a real cop, uniforms and all. Ooh la love!



  1. since my sis told me bout bryanboy, i feLl in love w/ it & made me surf everyday though i have hectic skeds. y wud any1 kiLl duFf? anyhow, you made a perfect ending in this article.. made me laugh reaLly.. hahaha.. sEeyah.. lotsaluv.. more power bryan!! :)

  2. You wouldn’t believe how many little girls have that fake chanel bag here in Canada, it’s unbelieveable.

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