Graham Crackers

Graham Crackers

Written By bryanboy

Graham Crackers

Graham crackers = my new best friend. I consume 3 of these little brown babies, in addition to 2 or 3 cups of green tea, as an alternative to having a full lunch. There’s 150 calories in each serving (3 crackers) and it’s guaranteed to keep the fat away. It’s the best snack out there and it’s super nutritious! Why eat a ginormous, obesity-inducing meal when you can have crackers and tea instead?

Click click click!

Bacon cheeseburger fries pizza. This freakyshiat moment is brought to you by our friendly friends at the frathouse.

Gluttony is clearly the world’s most expensive and deadliest sin. Obesity is at an all-time high, killing lots of people around the world.

Someone I know just sent me an instant message telling me there’s something on TV (TLC) right now in the USA where all these obese people went through a gastric bypass surgery. A few days later, they still go out and get fast food. Some people clearly do not have discipline or self-control.

THAT’S CRAZY!

CRAZY, I TELL YOU.

I admire all the fatties in the world (like myself) who are being proactive in losing weight and taking the battle against fat seriously.

I’m not saying everyone should go ana or mia. Eating disorders are fatal and bad.

What I’m trying to say is that we should at least have some sort of a conscience before we shove food down our throats.

Yes, we should also learn to accept AND love our bodies but when you’re a big giant mess AND YOU’RE NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT, ‘accepting and loving ourselves’  is nothing but a cheap excuse.

Remember. Graham crackers are your best friend.

I’m gonna call pizza hut now. I haven’t had junk food in AGES and I’m starving!!!!

Email me and tell me you love me. My email address is bryanboy@gmail.com or SMS +63.915.785.1492.

I love you all!

7 Comments

  1. AMEN GIRLFRIEND!
    cant complain u fat if yall aint doin nothin bout it.
    think healthy. eat healthy. stay healthy.

  2. “I’m gonna call pizza hut now. I haven’t had junk food in AGES and I’m starving!!!!”
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!

  3. I just saw that show on TLC that you were talking about. It is called Inside Brookhaven Obesity Clinic. Let me tell you, through out the whole show I was shocked and disturbed.
    There were people who couldn’t walk and even though they were supposed to be on a special diet of 1,500 calories a day (I wish I could indulge in a “diet” like that!) they were still ordering take out from various places. What I was wondering was, WHO THE FUCK DELIVERS TAKE OUT TO AN OBESITY CLINIC? And the doctors let them do it. Disgusting.
    Some guy almost died because his fat was squishing his lungs so he couldn’t breath. After awhile he ended up eating his life away all over again, same with that woman who had gastric bypass. Oh, and the same woman who had the gastric bypass had to give up her child because she was so fat she couldn’t move and food was apparently more important than her daughter.

  4. Shahirah

    fries + grilled chix pieces + garlic mayo sauce + satay sauce + mozerella cheese (heat the combo for 2mins in a microwave) = the best fattenin’ junk fast food ever!

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