I’m bored and I want to do a podcast. Call my 24 hour voicemail in the USA and ask me anything! Ask me an interesting, intelligent question and I’ll give you a smart, intelligent answer. I’ll publish everything on my next podcast. Don’t forget to tell me your first name (invent one if you like) and where you’re calling from.

Get off your fat ass, pick up that phone and DIAL DIAL DIAL. It only takes less than 1-2 minutes and no more than 50 American cents to ask me a question.

I love you all!