Bryanboy's CV/Resume + Great Job Hunt

Bryanboy's CV/Resume

Isn't it pathetic that I'm quarter of a century old and I've never been employed by a company in my entire life? Believe it or not, I've never submitted a resume to anyone, never been on a job interview, never had a company ID, and never dealt with an icky department called "human resources". Shit, I don't even know how to make a resume so imagine the loads of fun I had last night when I tried to make one from scratch!

Click here to download my resume/cv
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I would've printed my resume on eggshell-coloured scented paper but we live in a digital age so I turned it into a pdf file. Here's what I'm going to do. Today, I'm going on a WORLDWIDE job hunt just to see what kind of offers I'll get from possible good head hunters using the fabulous resume I made. Fuck the third world though. Do I look like minimum wage? Do you think someone will employ me? Or am I totally doomed for life and I'll never have the chance to give someone a blowjob behind the company watercooler during lunch break?

I'll keep you all posted with my progress on future blog entries. Cross your fingers!!

P.S. Oh and btw, please feel free to pass my resume/cv to anyone you know. I need tips to improve my resume!!!!! Any advice would be appreciated.