My ex-boss (from a modeling agency) once asked me to re-do his resume, and I created an American-style CV. Weeks later I learned that he’s now working somewhere in the Middle East.
No, not in a freaking factory.
bryanboy… hey there. my name’s greg and im also a third world gay guy and proud of it but i was born and raised here in the US so i dont really have a feel of whats it like to live the filipino way. but thanks to you, im proud of my filipino heritage. i have been reading your blog since 2005 and i can honestly say that ive never been disappointed with the stuff you put on your blog. i look up to you alot and sometimes i feel like youre a perfect example of an easy-living and fun-loving gay guy. i may very well be your number one fan. im in college and heres the thing, i have been in a relationship with a straight guy for almost 6 months now and it feels like were losing the interest we once had with each other… actually, im pretty damn sure weve LOST every bit of it. he seems to be moving on with the fact that were no longer together and i have just learned recently that hes been flirting around with couple of girls. i feel really hurt realizing that it was very easy for him to just throw what we had away and he doesnt seem to realize that im really upset that hes not at all affected by the break up when i cry myself to sleep and wake up with the hopes of him coming back every single fucking day. im really hurt, bryanboy. i try to be strong by telling myself to ignore him and make him feel the same hurt and disappointment im dealing with right now but everytime i see him i just cant put on my im-mad-at-you face and instead i always end up smiling at him and forgiving him for whats hes done to me. i hope you write a blog entry about this because i really have high regards for whatever it is you have to say. you are an inspiration bryanboy and it doesnt matter what people say about you because i always believe that youre a good person. more power to your blog.
Hey, why not be a model?? That will be great.
You are too fabulous to be working a 9 to 5! Haha I love how shallow your resume is though.
Seriously, If anyone had any common sense, they would snatch you up and make you the creative director of their accessories line. Either that, or you should become the editor in chief of your own “Faggotry” magazine (Bryanboy styled photoshoots to boot).
I don’t think Paris has been to the Philippines yet, so until then you can always take her job of being famous for having done practically nothing. It’s worked well for her so far n’est pas?
Bryanboy gets a job?
With your references, you should be able to run for President.
One more thing, you totally should become like the Third World’s own version of Rachel Zoe. You totally have the eye for it, and you’d get racks of clothes to play with….
Your blog and all the pictionary posts are already the perfect resume. I’m sure you know enough people to get some apprenticeships lined up. (Maybe even for Mrs. Marco’s upcoming “Imelda” collection?) Make it happen bitch!
i would kill for your list of references. and i think more nudity is definitely in order. i’d hire you in about two seconds flat. unfortunately, i don’t have anything for you to do except shop with me.
The layout is divine!
I sooooooo like your resume! haha!
So much for being 17. hahaha
Dearest, you’ve got to at least include your educational background w/ dates of graduation.
Tres THE SIMPLE LIFE non? But still an exciting prospect with infinite possibilities for humour. Nice to see your blog picking up momentum again… though the Amazon ads are seriously cramping your style and my speed.
I love your CV! I laughed so hard when you listed iTunes as a computer skill!!!!
aahaha i love how obviously photoshopped your arms are in those photos of you
hahah… is that a CV or a pictionary? i love it though.
wow, some comment there from miami fag. welcome to the club.
wow that’s what they call “hardcore curriculum vitæ!” way to go bryanboy! haha
this shit is boring! i wanna see the old bryanboy with the pic’s of birkins and chickens! I’m hot!
So you’re 25 now?
you don’t have to be in a company or whatever! i mean, what you do is already making you rich. lol
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