Birthday Greetings from the Real Socials

Am I social climbing again or what? The team at the only socialite website worth visiting, SocialiteRank.com sent me this fabulous greeting card with their trademark frame via email. Don’t I look nice between Tinsley Mortimer and Fabiola Beracasa? Say what you want about these wonderful, high-profile and powerful girls but I think they’re prettier than you’ll ever be. They’re all truly aspirational in their own right.

Breeding can never be bought but if you’re naturally nice and charming enough, you get the best presents Nueva York royalty. The ONLY royalty that matters. Thanks guys from the bottom of my heart.